Patrick Nanosauromo
@nanosauromo.bsky.social
The only wannabe screenwriter in Los Angeles.
Reposted by Patrick Nanosauromo
Happy Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Happy Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
“This article looks interesting. Click…”
• Video ad covers the top third of the page
• More ads and links to unrelated crap are between every paragraph
• After two paragraphs the page reloads itself, and if you’re lucky it’ll be the same article.
This is why people don’t read the news.
• Video ad covers the top third of the page
• More ads and links to unrelated crap are between every paragraph
• After two paragraphs the page reloads itself, and if you’re lucky it’ll be the same article.
This is why people don’t read the news.
December 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“This article looks interesting. Click…”
• Video ad covers the top third of the page
• More ads and links to unrelated crap are between every paragraph
• After two paragraphs the page reloads itself, and if you’re lucky it’ll be the same article.
This is why people don’t read the news.
• Video ad covers the top third of the page
• More ads and links to unrelated crap are between every paragraph
• After two paragraphs the page reloads itself, and if you’re lucky it’ll be the same article.
This is why people don’t read the news.
Sometimes you don’t need to read the post to know the person’s an idiot.
December 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Sometimes you don’t need to read the post to know the person’s an idiot.
Saw The Housemaid yesterday and was SHOCKED when the credits revealed that the hot husband character was not played by a Hemsworth.
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Saw The Housemaid yesterday and was SHOCKED when the credits revealed that the hot husband character was not played by a Hemsworth.
Something I have long struggled with: Trying to not accidentally power on my laptop while I’m cleaning it.
December 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Something I have long struggled with: Trying to not accidentally power on my laptop while I’m cleaning it.
Down to 138 pages on my spec. Wild that the first draft had a whole TV episode worth of stuff that ended up not mattering.
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Down to 138 pages on my spec. Wild that the first draft had a whole TV episode worth of stuff that ended up not mattering.
It rules that Vince Gilligan’s voice sounds like an 1850s gold prospector.
December 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It rules that Vince Gilligan’s voice sounds like an 1850s gold prospector.
Now seated, in a brand new IMAX theater, for whatever everyone’s favorite Canadian hippie tech fetishist has cooked up this time.
December 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Now seated, in a brand new IMAX theater, for whatever everyone’s favorite Canadian hippie tech fetishist has cooked up this time.
Listening to a Magic podcast from 2021 where the hosts are very excited to talk about their new sponsor, a “great company” that’s “trustworthy” — FTX!
Oh, you sad, stupid fucks.
Oh, you sad, stupid fucks.
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Listening to a Magic podcast from 2021 where the hosts are very excited to talk about their new sponsor, a “great company” that’s “trustworthy” — FTX!
Oh, you sad, stupid fucks.
Oh, you sad, stupid fucks.
“Ah, another morning of work advertising living space for rent in Los Angeles. I just got done listing half a bedroom as a ‘co-living apartment’ on every rental site known to man. I’ll put up a few dozen more of these, then take my lunch break, during which I will eat a bowl of dicks.”
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“Ah, another morning of work advertising living space for rent in Los Angeles. I just got done listing half a bedroom as a ‘co-living apartment’ on every rental site known to man. I’ll put up a few dozen more of these, then take my lunch break, during which I will eat a bowl of dicks.”
Reposted by Patrick Nanosauromo
In 5-15 years when AI is doing more and more egregious stuff because the 5 trillionaires that control them are bored, people will be like “what could we have done to prevent this” and completely ignore the countless examples of people giving up their humanity because they’re too lazy to doodle
Anyone who supports this is an embarrassment. "Instead of typing it out they'll generate their idea"? Are you insane?
Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
Call yourself whatever you want but you aren't creatives, that's for sure.
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
In 5-15 years when AI is doing more and more egregious stuff because the 5 trillionaires that control them are bored, people will be like “what could we have done to prevent this” and completely ignore the countless examples of people giving up their humanity because they’re too lazy to doodle
Reposted by Patrick Nanosauromo
On the heels of the failure of big money pushes for NFTs, crypto, wearables, and the metaverse, it is absurd to hold the position of "AI is inevitable and we must learn to live with it."
It's also a craven position that suggests we shouldn't fight for what we value. We decide our own fates.
It's also a craven position that suggests we shouldn't fight for what we value. We decide our own fates.
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
On the heels of the failure of big money pushes for NFTs, crypto, wearables, and the metaverse, it is absurd to hold the position of "AI is inevitable and we must learn to live with it."
It's also a craven position that suggests we shouldn't fight for what we value. We decide our own fates.
It's also a craven position that suggests we shouldn't fight for what we value. We decide our own fates.
It’s annoying when I agree on something with a person who’s otherwise really stupid.
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It’s annoying when I agree on something with a person who’s otherwise really stupid.
Reposted by Patrick Nanosauromo
"placeholder text" "concept art" either the temporary thing you put in matters to the process, in which case you need to get a human to work on it, or it doesn't, in which case you can just as easily put a bright pink rectangle that says PLACEHOLDER in and save everyone time and effort
December 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"placeholder text" "concept art" either the temporary thing you put in matters to the process, in which case you need to get a human to work on it, or it doesn't, in which case you can just as easily put a bright pink rectangle that says PLACEHOLDER in and save everyone time and effort
Reddit is great because someone will post a question like "Which of these $100 products is better?" and all the comments will be like "Neither, buy this $500 product instead."
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Reddit is great because someone will post a question like "Which of these $100 products is better?" and all the comments will be like "Neither, buy this $500 product instead."
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
Oh hells yeah.
Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in CONTROL Resonant, a thrilling action-adventure RPG.
Watch the announcement trailer: youtu.be/WhQm-ExRz60
CONTROL Resonant is out in 2026 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PC, and Mac.
#CONTROLResonant
Watch the announcement trailer: youtu.be/WhQm-ExRz60
CONTROL Resonant is out in 2026 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PC, and Mac.
#CONTROLResonant
CONTROL Resonant – Announcement Trailer | The Game Awards 2025
Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in this thrilling action-adventure RPG. Unleash the extraordinary powers of Dylan Faden as he fights for his humanity and survival…
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Oh hells yeah.
Letters we could do without:
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C
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December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Letters we could do without:
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Q
X
C
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X
Reposted by Patrick Nanosauromo
TIME magazine is owned by Marc Benioff, owner of Salesforce, who literally ran an AI agents puff piece about his ow company in the magazine. I’m unsurprised he thinks a bunch of grifters are person of the year, he thinks they’re cool
Just wait until you see Time’s Person of the Year…😱😭
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
TIME magazine is owned by Marc Benioff, owner of Salesforce, who literally ran an AI agents puff piece about his ow company in the magazine. I’m unsurprised he thinks a bunch of grifters are person of the year, he thinks they’re cool
Reposted by Patrick Nanosauromo
Everyone hates this shit so much. It’s a bipartisan issue. AI sucks. It’s intrusive. It isn’t magical nor is it changing the world other than in the amount of money being wasted on it. Consumers are increasingly offended by its presence
"The most terrible time of the year"
McDonald’s pulls AI-generated Christmas advert in the Netherlands. The advert, titled "the most terrible time of the year," depicts Christmas chaos, with Santa caught in a traffic jam and a present-laden cyclist slipping in the snow
u.afp.com/S7sF
McDonald’s pulls AI-generated Christmas advert in the Netherlands. The advert, titled "the most terrible time of the year," depicts Christmas chaos, with Santa caught in a traffic jam and a present-laden cyclist slipping in the snow
u.afp.com/S7sF
December 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Everyone hates this shit so much. It’s a bipartisan issue. AI sucks. It’s intrusive. It isn’t magical nor is it changing the world other than in the amount of money being wasted on it. Consumers are increasingly offended by its presence
In-n-Out is the Taylor Swift of burgers. (derogatory)
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
In-n-Out is the Taylor Swift of burgers. (derogatory)
You know the movie’s going to be great when you pop in a DVD and see a menu like this.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You know the movie’s going to be great when you pop in a DVD and see a menu like this.
It’s Plurbin’ time.
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It’s Plurbin’ time.
If you post a “best of the year” list in the first week of December, I immediately think less of you.
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If you post a “best of the year” list in the first week of December, I immediately think less of you.