Naptime @ Cyberpunk 2077
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The lobes in my brain responsible for recognizing humor are all fried, so I'm deeply sorry in advance.
I tweet about games, valley sports, and other bullshit.
I tweet about games, valley sports, and other bullshit.
This shit going on in Minnesota is just one example of how impossible it feels to have discourse with some people now. Like there's multiple videos of the lady turning away and fuckwits will still treat it like Schrödinger's Cat
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
This shit going on in Minnesota is just one example of how impossible it feels to have discourse with some people now. Like there's multiple videos of the lady turning away and fuckwits will still treat it like Schrödinger's Cat
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December 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
September 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
beeeeeeeeeees
September 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
beeeeeeeeeees
Georgia Tech is so fucking rad
September 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Georgia Tech is so fucking rad
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September 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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My first thought watching that Kirby Air Riders video is that Sakurai lives in a beautiful house
August 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My first thought watching that Kirby Air Riders video is that Sakurai lives in a beautiful house
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August 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Do not ask how much time I actually spent on this, I hope this is satisfactory
August 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Do not ask how much time I actually spent on this, I hope this is satisfactory
Donkey Kong just keeps on going
July 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Donkey Kong just keeps on going
FUCK, horse game is good I fear
July 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
FUCK, horse game is good I fear
I saw someone suggest doing Umamusume with Nascar and took psychic damage
July 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I saw someone suggest doing Umamusume with Nascar and took psychic damage
Watched John Wick since I somehow hadn't after 11 years. It's basically the Navy Seal copypasta but in 3rd person and now it whips ass
June 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Watched John Wick since I somehow hadn't after 11 years. It's basically the Navy Seal copypasta but in 3rd person and now it whips ass
Finally beat that son of a bitch in Deltarune Chapter 3, I'm putting this shit right next to my F Zero GX war medals
June 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Finally beat that son of a bitch in Deltarune Chapter 3, I'm putting this shit right next to my F Zero GX war medals
Still thinking about E33. Jesus.
June 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Still thinking about E33. Jesus.
lmao fucking Chase flagged my Switch 2 order from Walmart as fraud 5 days before release. Of course they tell you to contact the retailer to get them to reprocess payment, so I just spent an hour telling an AI to fuck off before getting a human who told me to wait 2-3 days for another email
June 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
lmao fucking Chase flagged my Switch 2 order from Walmart as fraud 5 days before release. Of course they tell you to contact the retailer to get them to reprocess payment, so I just spent an hour telling an AI to fuck off before getting a human who told me to wait 2-3 days for another email
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