Emailed the city clerk to ask if I can visit to learn more about the city archives and he’s going to give me a tour of town hall. I love setting up field trips for myself

Respectfully how do you fuck up this bad three times in a row?

2024 resolutions:
-attend zero academic conferences
-write zero academic papers
-give up on the dissertation and leave the program
-submit no unsolicited short stories or poems to publications
-submit no more than 1 nonfiction piece to major outlets
-start 0 novel manuscripts

Sydney Bear

Why do smut writers never mention pubic hair? (I’m smut writers but I’m making an effort)

I love writing characters having bad sex. Just boring mediocre this is not traumatic but wow am I embarrassed bad sex. Especially when they’re in love with each other. Hilarious and healing

Stuck in that middle ground where I totally could survive work tomorrow but I’ve been sick fatigued all weekend and I haven’t taken a single sick day after 6 months so I think I deserve bed bye time

Got .2 hours of overtime pay this week 🤑💰💵💸

Want to write a sydcarmy text fic post-s2 where Carmy is still dating Claire but emotionally cheats like the devil. I’m talking in-bed texting for at least an hour every night. But it’s fine bc they’re besties

Got a $260 rebate check from the Minnesota government thank you daddy Walz!

Sometimes I decide to write a goofy little 3-shot and the first chap gets more attention than I expected and I’m like damn I actually have to make this good now?

I finished my 37k sydcarmy fic in 8 weeks and I feel unstoppable. Now I get to write a dumb porny one-shot where they’re both virgins

book school in VA sent out an email like PLS TAKE THIS ONLINE CLASS and I was like wow this looks dope. I asked if they had any discretionary scholarship money and they were like yes we’ll pay half your tuition please enroll!

Stopped by the bagel shop for a sandwich before my late night library shift. My coworker rung up my $10 sandwich for $1.50. Corruption. Embezzlement.

me making my drunk friend the worst grilled cheese they’ve ever had