Friendly reminder that people who post spoilers of movies the second the movie is out are the biggest pieces of shit and will eventually contract herpes due to their shitty karma.

Movie marketing is starting to ruin movie watching. I want to discover everything in the story as I watch it, quit telling us EVERYTHING and EVERYONE that’s in the movie before we even see it.
I’ve had to unfollow so many accounts of things I’m a fan of and friends I like in order to enjoy movies.

You’ve heard of dipping your fries in cholula mayo but now get ready for tu’o’ng ót tói mayo. *chefs kiss

I feel like forgetting to take the ADHD test should be an automatic pass.

E.D.I.T.A.P

Every day I think about pizza.

The Revolution will be AI-icized

Dems would get much more traction finding and promoting people saying what they know and experience.

What has more impact, This man speaking his mind or the Dems speaking “in unison “ ?

If countries were people, America would be a 16 year old rich kid whose parents are out of town.

[THEO VON AFTER MEETING JOHN WAYNE GACY]: man that's so cool, a clown that can paint. What an honor to see homeboy's art

GREAT NEWS! I perfected my homemade pizza. The key was switching to a cast iron skillet.

When I was growing up, it was hard for me to imagine the future because I didn’t think I’d be here for it but I sure could’ve never imagined that I’d live through the fall of the American Empire. Or even begin to grasp that as a concept.