nate™ 𓃩
@natealism.bsky.social
she/her 🏳️⚧️ imp from the Fifth Dimension 👹 I'm not transitioning anymore, but I'm still just a girl~ 🍑
I used to be grimace on Something Awful. 💜 Still am, but I used to be too ℹ️
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http://classic.defectivejunk.com/tree
I used to be grimace on Something Awful. 💜 Still am, but I used to be too ℹ️
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http://classic.defectivejunk.com/tree
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nate™ 𓃩
@natealism.bsky.social
· Aug 9
As far back as I can remember, I've always had long-term memory loss
Guuuumiiiii. Gumi-Chaaaaan
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Guuuumiiiii. Gumi-Chaaaaan
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You're not a director
December 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You're not a director
Air Force shooting down Santa because they say he had fentanyl
December 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Air Force shooting down Santa because they say he had fentanyl
what's the appropriate visit length to see my parents in the nursing home after driving cross-country
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
what's the appropriate visit length to see my parents in the nursing home after driving cross-country
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what about tubgirl? jarsquatter? 2 girls 1 cup? pigpoopballs? clownballoon? where does it end?? what about the rest of the goatse photoset? bc I have those somewhere
BLUESKY HAS OFFICIALLY BANNED THE USE OF GOATSE
December 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
what about tubgirl? jarsquatter? 2 girls 1 cup? pigpoopballs? clownballoon? where does it end?? what about the rest of the goatse photoset? bc I have those somewhere
me today youtube.com/clip/UgkxZBw...
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December 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
me today youtube.com/clip/UgkxZBw...
the mean grandpa in Christmas Vacation was an opioid addict.
December 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
the mean grandpa in Christmas Vacation was an opioid addict.
man I swore at a lot of truckers today. "shit for brains", "dick for brains", "dickhead", *norm voice* "fuckin' asshole!" lots of options
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
man I swore at a lot of truckers today. "shit for brains", "dick for brains", "dickhead", *norm voice* "fuckin' asshole!" lots of options
Apple Maps be like "Want to take this other route that's 2 hours 33 minutes longer? :)"
December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Apple Maps be like "Want to take this other route that's 2 hours 33 minutes longer? :)"
ACAB includes people who return their room keys to the front desk
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
ACAB includes people who return their room keys to the front desk
muddling through somehow
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
muddling through somehow
I don't actually want to hear about Jake Paul ever. Even if he got his shit pushed in. I don't care if he was obliterated into atoms. I don't need to know
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I don't actually want to hear about Jake Paul ever. Even if he got his shit pushed in. I don't care if he was obliterated into atoms. I don't need to know
am understated problem with driving for 8 hours is that you WILL get sunburnt
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
am understated problem with driving for 8 hours is that you WILL get sunburnt
in Gallup, NM getting breakfast in accordance with the prophecy
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
in Gallup, NM getting breakfast in accordance with the prophecy
my ass hurts cause I fell in my garage this morning
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
my ass hurts cause I fell in my garage this morning
last work day before I drive home for Christmas 🙂
but I'm driving from Arizona to Illinois.... ☹️
but it comes with a free frogurt 🙂
but I'm driving from Arizona to Illinois.... ☹️
but it comes with a free frogurt 🙂
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
last work day before I drive home for Christmas 🙂
but I'm driving from Arizona to Illinois.... ☹️
but it comes with a free frogurt 🙂
but I'm driving from Arizona to Illinois.... ☹️
but it comes with a free frogurt 🙂
got my Christmas present to myself 😎
December 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
got my Christmas present to myself 😎
if he wants to be a Kennedy we should treat him like one
December 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
if he wants to be a Kennedy we should treat him like one
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i had so many bad takes yesterday and i posted none of them
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
i had so many bad takes yesterday and i posted none of them
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Same way I found out about Epstein