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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
At home for Christmas and my stepdad was flipping through the news which ranged from the Epstein files on CNN to a guy on Newsmax saying that Jack Smith can NOT be unbiased against Trump because his WIFE produced a MOVIE on NETFLIX with MICHELLE OBAMA
December 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
At home for Christmas and my stepdad was flipping through the news which ranged from the Epstein files on CNN to a guy on Newsmax saying that Jack Smith can NOT be unbiased against Trump because his WIFE produced a MOVIE on NETFLIX with MICHELLE OBAMA
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SpongeBob SquarePants is basically animated PeeWee Herman.
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
SpongeBob SquarePants is basically animated PeeWee Herman.
Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans*
*Jimmy Fallon, Mr. Beast, Billie Eilish, and Zac Brown
*Jimmy Fallon, Mr. Beast, Billie Eilish, and Zac Brown
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans*
*Jimmy Fallon, Mr. Beast, Billie Eilish, and Zac Brown
*Jimmy Fallon, Mr. Beast, Billie Eilish, and Zac Brown
Hahahahahahahahagetthefuckouttaherehahahahahaha
The Chicago Bears are threatening to move to Northwest Indiana over state leaders' inaction on financial aid for the team's planned Arlington Heights stadium.
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December 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Hahahahahahahahagetthefuckouttaherehahahahahaha
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Where does your alderperson stand on ICE? @citybureau.bsky.social checked all 50: blockclubchi.co/4oZRDDe
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Where does your alderperson stand on ICE? @citybureau.bsky.social checked all 50: blockclubchi.co/4oZRDDe
The Rolling Stones: At her feet was a footloose man…
Me: No way… Kevin Bacon was there??
Me: No way… Kevin Bacon was there??
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Rolling Stones: At her feet was a footloose man…
Me: No way… Kevin Bacon was there??
Me: No way… Kevin Bacon was there??
Emma Mackey is Ella McCay bro are you having a stroke right now
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Emma Mackey is Ella McCay bro are you having a stroke right now
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Real Estate: As Featured In Film
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Real Estate: As Featured In Film
Someone in City Council should propose that Brian Hopkins stops cutting his own hair.
A new curfew proposal heads to City Council after a fatal Downtown shooting. blockclubchi.co/4p5vLGF
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Someone in City Council should propose that Brian Hopkins stops cutting his own hair.
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The CTA and Chance the Rapper have entered into a historic partnership and we've created three commemorative posters for fans to celebrate our "Enjoy the Ride" campaign.
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The CTA and Chance the Rapper have entered into a historic partnership and we've created three commemorative posters for fans to celebrate our "Enjoy the Ride" campaign.
“Believe it or not I’ve never seen The Godfather”
-everyone’s reply when you say your favorite movie is The Godfather
-everyone’s reply when you say your favorite movie is The Godfather
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“Believe it or not I’ve never seen The Godfather”
-everyone’s reply when you say your favorite movie is The Godfather
-everyone’s reply when you say your favorite movie is The Godfather
Rewatching Finding Forrester for the first time in probably 20 years because I’m undecided on whether or not I’m the man now, dawg.
Rewatching Good Will Hunting for the first time in probably 20 years because I’m undecided on how I feel about apples.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Rewatching Finding Forrester for the first time in probably 20 years because I’m undecided on whether or not I’m the man now, dawg.
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Agreeing to let millions of Americans lose healthcare isn’t compromise, it’s capitulation.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Agreeing to let millions of Americans lose healthcare isn’t compromise, it’s capitulation.
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DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
WASHINGTON—Reaffirming the Trump administration’s promise to crack down on individuals providing supervision and instruction to youngsters across the United States, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi ...
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November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
Rock biographies are so funny because its always like “he was reading a lot of Flannery O’Connor at the time”
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Rock biographies are so funny because its always like “he was reading a lot of Flannery O’Connor at the time”
Rewatching Good Will Hunting for the first time in probably 20 years because I’m undecided on how I feel about apples.
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Rewatching Good Will Hunting for the first time in probably 20 years because I’m undecided on how I feel about apples.
Greg Bovino is such a douchey name. He might as well be called Chode McFuckface.
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Greg Bovino is such a douchey name. He might as well be called Chode McFuckface.
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I don’t trust Shannon as a Survivor player for the same reason I don’t trust people that run a Jesus yoga cult in my everyday life. #Survivor49
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I don’t trust Shannon as a Survivor player for the same reason I don’t trust people that run a Jesus yoga cult in my everyday life. #Survivor49
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Starring Donnie Wahlberg as Cop
October 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Starring Donnie Wahlberg as Cop
Tbh I don’t care if Deliver Me from Nowhere sucks, I’m still rolling up to the theater in my jean jacket and my Springsteen & E Street Band 2023 Tour shirt and my United States vs. Bruce Springsteen trucker hat. Try and stop me.
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Tbh I don’t care if Deliver Me from Nowhere sucks, I’m still rolling up to the theater in my jean jacket and my Springsteen & E Street Band 2023 Tour shirt and my United States vs. Bruce Springsteen trucker hat. Try and stop me.
I don’t trust Shannon as a Survivor player for the same reason I don’t trust people that run a Jesus yoga cult in my everyday life. #Survivor49
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I don’t trust Shannon as a Survivor player for the same reason I don’t trust people that run a Jesus yoga cult in my everyday life. #Survivor49
Taking @chicagocta.bsky.social to O’Hare is such Chicago propaganda because you’re basically being taken on a tour of the city and it’s like why would you want to leave all this?
October 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Taking @chicagocta.bsky.social to O’Hare is such Chicago propaganda because you’re basically being taken on a tour of the city and it’s like why would you want to leave all this?
I hate how every seen of Survivor starts the exact same fucking way now.
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I hate how every seen of Survivor starts the exact same fucking way now.