Prune Tracy
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People think it’s a real hoot to make fun of Trump painting everything gold but then you see another rich guy like DJ Khaled and his house just looks like some Tybee Island Airbnb your family rented back in 2018
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
People think it’s a real hoot to make fun of Trump painting everything gold but then you see another rich guy like DJ Khaled and his house just looks like some Tybee Island Airbnb your family rented back in 2018
Man being thoughtful sucks
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Man being thoughtful sucks
Y’all ever use a ratatouille rat to control your arm so it feels like someone else is jerking you off?
October 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Y’all ever use a ratatouille rat to control your arm so it feels like someone else is jerking you off?
Am I the only one who assumed the crazy looking blonde lady was the trump DOD official
EXCLUSIVE: Court docs appear to show that married Trump DoD appointee Anthony Tata had a 'casual sexual relationship as well as a professional relationship' with astrology influencer Amy Tripp, aka Starheal, investing in her company, Starheal LLC, for 5 percent equity. www.thecut.com/article/astr...
An Astrologer’s Messy Affair With a Trump Pentagon Official
The vet sued Amy Tripp, known as Starheal, after she allegedly texted his wife, “He won’t get confirmed. He’s cooked.”
www.thecut.com
August 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Am I the only one who assumed the crazy looking blonde lady was the trump DOD official
I tried to simply erase the random kid in the periphery of this photo and Adobe was like “stand back and let us show you the mighty power of the AI”. Great product you clowns I hope my $70 a month gets spent on some kind of paint for your offices that turns out to give you cancer
June 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I tried to simply erase the random kid in the periphery of this photo and Adobe was like “stand back and let us show you the mighty power of the AI”. Great product you clowns I hope my $70 a month gets spent on some kind of paint for your offices that turns out to give you cancer
Fun fact Monopoly was originally called “The Landlord’s Game” although the rules were slightly different it was a race to see who could get the most layers of old paint on an electrical outlet
May 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Fun fact Monopoly was originally called “The Landlord’s Game” although the rules were slightly different it was a race to see who could get the most layers of old paint on an electrical outlet
“That’s it, I’m gonna do World War I!”
- Kaiser Wilhelm II
- Kaiser Wilhelm II
May 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“That’s it, I’m gonna do World War I!”
- Kaiser Wilhelm II
- Kaiser Wilhelm II
Gambling websites should let me bet against myself
May 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Gambling websites should let me bet against myself
Happy Mother’s Day to my mother-in-law who showed me a picture of her next to the Hamburglar and I said “oh you’re associating with a known criminal” and she got so confused… turns out she didn’t know who he was or what he was known for, just kept calling him “The Hamblerger”.
May 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Happy Mother’s Day to my mother-in-law who showed me a picture of her next to the Hamburglar and I said “oh you’re associating with a known criminal” and she got so confused… turns out she didn’t know who he was or what he was known for, just kept calling him “The Hamblerger”.
yessir there is nothing quite like brushing your teeth before bed and noticing the shirt you’ve been wearing all day at work and to the store has a huge hole in the armpit
May 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
yessir there is nothing quite like brushing your teeth before bed and noticing the shirt you’ve been wearing all day at work and to the store has a huge hole in the armpit
I’d go to a restaurant that’s like Korean barbecue but just American grilling, just Dad flipping burgers at the table and taking orders
April 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I’d go to a restaurant that’s like Korean barbecue but just American grilling, just Dad flipping burgers at the table and taking orders
James Earl Jones’s voice is deep but it’s not gravely, you know? He’s booming but he’s got a mellow tone like Big Kermit
April 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
James Earl Jones’s voice is deep but it’s not gravely, you know? He’s booming but he’s got a mellow tone like Big Kermit
I am by no means advocating for child soldiers but I do think it would be fun to haul their little asses around in an armored Toyota Sienna
April 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I am by no means advocating for child soldiers but I do think it would be fun to haul their little asses around in an armored Toyota Sienna
Trying to conceal a mouthful of milk during sex to try and blow it into a lady’s boobs to inflate them
April 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Trying to conceal a mouthful of milk during sex to try and blow it into a lady’s boobs to inflate them
Backyard furnaces but it’s every American gets a weber grill to start producing their own burger
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Backyard furnaces but it’s every American gets a weber grill to start producing their own burger
What do you think this funny little fella was doing running around in some kinda seal team six getup this morning?
March 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
What do you think this funny little fella was doing running around in some kinda seal team six getup this morning?
All these people becoming religious as adults just looking for a bigger manager to complain to
March 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
All these people becoming religious as adults just looking for a bigger manager to complain to
Were you there when they gooseified my board
March 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Were you there when they gooseified my board
Took a bunch of portraits for a corporate website and one dude turned his shoulders the wrong way and I didn’t catch it so now I’m attempting to secretly fix it by uploading his goofy ass to the TikTok microwave filter
March 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Took a bunch of portraits for a corporate website and one dude turned his shoulders the wrong way and I didn’t catch it so now I’m attempting to secretly fix it by uploading his goofy ass to the TikTok microwave filter
“America has truly lost its way”
- me, reflecting on the fact that the lazy little loser guy in Anora wasn’t supplementing his constant video game playing with watching old Will Ferrel movies
- me, reflecting on the fact that the lazy little loser guy in Anora wasn’t supplementing his constant video game playing with watching old Will Ferrel movies
March 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“America has truly lost its way”
- me, reflecting on the fact that the lazy little loser guy in Anora wasn’t supplementing his constant video game playing with watching old Will Ferrel movies
- me, reflecting on the fact that the lazy little loser guy in Anora wasn’t supplementing his constant video game playing with watching old Will Ferrel movies
The peak of Everest is covered in garbage but I’m standing here alone on top of Mount Finished-a-whole-chapstick
March 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The peak of Everest is covered in garbage but I’m standing here alone on top of Mount Finished-a-whole-chapstick