Just went outside and there aren’t enough degrees out there

Life is just making it through each day until it's finally "phone in bed" time.

I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔

If we stop having egotistical man-children, there will be no more billionaires

dear diary,

how does one become a full-time novelist with no financial woes? asking for me.

xoxo

Either my Chinese spy is in cahoots with blue sky or the conservatives haven’t found their way here yet…

Been on here for like an hour, and the first three people I’ve followed are Hank Green, Mary Gillis, and the NE Ohio Regional Sewer District