nbsurprise 🔆 / dm for comms
@nbsurprise.bsky.social
tali
the cute transgirl they warned you about
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she/her — 23
minecraft mapmaking enthusiast
blockbench lover
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the cute transgirl they warned you about
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she/her — 23
minecraft mapmaking enthusiast
blockbench lover
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pfp by @mxdoteliving.bsky.social
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a thread of stuff i made with blockbench and animated java, because i'm starting commissions!
small prop: $7
big prop: $10
humanoid: $20
animated textures: +$1 per frame
aj rig: +$5
rig variants: +$5 per extra variant
rig animations: +$5 per animation
dm me to discuss prices
(more examples below)
small prop: $7
big prop: $10
humanoid: $20
animated textures: +$1 per frame
aj rig: +$5
rig variants: +$5 per extra variant
rig animations: +$5 per animation
dm me to discuss prices
(more examples below)
is wikipedia turing complete
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
is wikipedia turing complete
explaining the fnaf lore to an american:
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
explaining the fnaf lore to an american:
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Heard somebody talking about “X”
and my brain went to Xxxtentacion before it went to Twitter,
I’m so proud of myself 😭
and my brain went to Xxxtentacion before it went to Twitter,
I’m so proud of myself 😭
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Heard somebody talking about “X”
and my brain went to Xxxtentacion before it went to Twitter,
I’m so proud of myself 😭
and my brain went to Xxxtentacion before it went to Twitter,
I’m so proud of myself 😭
if you see this, repost it with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
if you see this, repost it with your model of positive masculinity
getting the power to rewrite people's dna and turning jk rowling's cells into mold cells (nothing changed)
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
getting the power to rewrite people's dna and turning jk rowling's cells into mold cells (nothing changed)
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Pharmacy technician on the phone said “You have a good day hun” after I asked about my estradiol refill 🤭🥰
TREAT ME GIRLY PLEASE TDEAT ME GIRLY IT BREATHES LIFE INTO ME OH MY GOD BEING TREATED GIRLY IS ALL I LONG FOR IN LIFE
TREAT ME GIRLY PLEASE TDEAT ME GIRLY IT BREATHES LIFE INTO ME OH MY GOD BEING TREATED GIRLY IS ALL I LONG FOR IN LIFE
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Pharmacy technician on the phone said “You have a good day hun” after I asked about my estradiol refill 🤭🥰
TREAT ME GIRLY PLEASE TDEAT ME GIRLY IT BREATHES LIFE INTO ME OH MY GOD BEING TREATED GIRLY IS ALL I LONG FOR IN LIFE
TREAT ME GIRLY PLEASE TDEAT ME GIRLY IT BREATHES LIFE INTO ME OH MY GOD BEING TREATED GIRLY IS ALL I LONG FOR IN LIFE
TIL margaret thatcher once considered sending a nuclear bomb to my country
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
TIL margaret thatcher once considered sending a nuclear bomb to my country
i think old white cis people are overrepresented in trans research
we need woke dei quotas for young trans people
we need woke dei quotas for young trans people
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i think old white cis people are overrepresented in trans research
we need woke dei quotas for young trans people
we need woke dei quotas for young trans people
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NEW UPLOAD!!
"Minecraft but EVERYTHING is a RANDOM Size?!"
i made it so EVERY MOB (even players) is assigned a randomized size whenever they spawn/respawn... now answer my riddle:
Stuart Little vs Clifford the Big Red Dog. Who's winning the twerk off
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUoP...
"Minecraft but EVERYTHING is a RANDOM Size?!"
i made it so EVERY MOB (even players) is assigned a randomized size whenever they spawn/respawn... now answer my riddle:
Stuart Little vs Clifford the Big Red Dog. Who's winning the twerk off
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUoP...
brain aneurysm meme (60fps)
YouTube video by LEMONATORPK
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
NEW UPLOAD!!
"Minecraft but EVERYTHING is a RANDOM Size?!"
i made it so EVERY MOB (even players) is assigned a randomized size whenever they spawn/respawn... now answer my riddle:
Stuart Little vs Clifford the Big Red Dog. Who's winning the twerk off
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUoP...
"Minecraft but EVERYTHING is a RANDOM Size?!"
i made it so EVERY MOB (even players) is assigned a randomized size whenever they spawn/respawn... now answer my riddle:
Stuart Little vs Clifford the Big Red Dog. Who's winning the twerk off
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUoP...
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I do not support small businesses until they stand against ICE, MAGA and they support LandBack!
Do not trust the petite bourgeoisie! Very dangerous! Many of them are very dumb and opportunistic and very self serving!
Do not trust the petite bourgeoisie! Very dangerous! Many of them are very dumb and opportunistic and very self serving!
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I do not support small businesses until they stand against ICE, MAGA and they support LandBack!
Do not trust the petite bourgeoisie! Very dangerous! Many of them are very dumb and opportunistic and very self serving!
Do not trust the petite bourgeoisie! Very dangerous! Many of them are very dumb and opportunistic and very self serving!
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Lowkey love my imperfections idk
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Lowkey love my imperfections idk
i'm probably more annoyed by year recaps than i should be, and i don't know why
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i'm probably more annoyed by year recaps than i should be, and i don't know why
"Greetings, DEADNAME, we Want to inform you that we opened a new Virtual Classroom account and we have given you a new temporary password"
it's so fucking funny
it's so fucking funny
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Greetings, DEADNAME, we Want to inform you that we opened a new Virtual Classroom account and we have given you a new temporary password"
it's so fucking funny
it's so fucking funny
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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here's a riddle for you
i'm a ballroom
i'm a bathroom
i live with a horrible person
what am i?
i'm a ballroom
i'm a bathroom
i live with a horrible person
what am i?
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
here's a riddle for you
i'm a ballroom
i'm a bathroom
i live with a horrible person
what am i?
i'm a ballroom
i'm a bathroom
i live with a horrible person
what am i?
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Physically disabled btw
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Physically disabled btw
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Would there be anyone in the DC area around to help me if things get worse?
Another day another life changing event that's gonna fuck everything up and at this point I can't even be bothered to start freaking out anymore. I'm not expecting to survive at this point, I'm just in for the fucking ride dude
December 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Would there be anyone in the DC area around to help me if things get worse?
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Thank you. All of you.
Just a little bit more and we just might squeeze moving in before Christmas :3
(Neither of us want to spend Christmas with these people. We'd rather spend it with people we actually love.)
Just a little bit more and we just might squeeze moving in before Christmas :3
(Neither of us want to spend Christmas with these people. We'd rather spend it with people we actually love.)
hi pets, me and wife are scared but very close to living in a safe place, so we come here asking for mutual aid. any help is welcome.
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Thank you. All of you.
Just a little bit more and we just might squeeze moving in before Christmas :3
(Neither of us want to spend Christmas with these people. We'd rather spend it with people we actually love.)
Just a little bit more and we just might squeeze moving in before Christmas :3
(Neither of us want to spend Christmas with these people. We'd rather spend it with people we actually love.)
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They could have forcefully digitized her as some kind of church salvation plan and now she has a whole suite of coded rules she has to find ways to undermine. Be like one of those serial killer books and have her find creative ways to slowly take revenge as she breaks free of her code
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
They could have forcefully digitized her as some kind of church salvation plan and now she has a whole suite of coded rules she has to find ways to undermine. Be like one of those serial killer books and have her find creative ways to slowly take revenge as she breaks free of her code
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fucked up story idea: trans girl dies, her family buries her under her deadname and such, makes an android simulacrum of her in 'memoriam' of the son they preferred. She wakes up in the android, her family having achieved accidental necromancy. BIt by bit she has to regain her agency and her self
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
fucked up story idea: trans girl dies, her family buries her under her deadname and such, makes an android simulacrum of her in 'memoriam' of the son they preferred. She wakes up in the android, her family having achieved accidental necromancy. BIt by bit she has to regain her agency and her self
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Mmm SEEDS. I am a COCK..
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Mmm SEEDS. I am a COCK..
real talk, if i was the tpusa social media intern i would just quit and never mention my work there ever again
cuz jesus FUCK how do you embarrass yourself this badly
cuz jesus FUCK how do you embarrass yourself this badly
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
real talk, if i was the tpusa social media intern i would just quit and never mention my work there ever again
cuz jesus FUCK how do you embarrass yourself this badly
cuz jesus FUCK how do you embarrass yourself this badly
post something random
i'm breaking the chain and declaring that you won't have an awful december, and in fact it'll probably go pretty alright either way, but it would still be funny to post something random
i'm breaking the chain and declaring that you won't have an awful december, and in fact it'll probably go pretty alright either way, but it would still be funny to post something random
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
post something random
i'm breaking the chain and declaring that you won't have an awful december, and in fact it'll probably go pretty alright either way, but it would still be funny to post something random
i'm breaking the chain and declaring that you won't have an awful december, and in fact it'll probably go pretty alright either way, but it would still be funny to post something random
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They want to deport and murder every PoC in this country but by the end of it all, whiteness will have died and we’ll still be here
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
They want to deport and murder every PoC in this country but by the end of it all, whiteness will have died and we’ll still be here
the youtube boycott is still going btw, i hope yall remember to keep your ad blockers on
it makes youtube use resources to fetch videos but gives them no revenue
it makes youtube use resources to fetch videos but gives them no revenue
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
the youtube boycott is still going btw, i hope yall remember to keep your ad blockers on
it makes youtube use resources to fetch videos but gives them no revenue
it makes youtube use resources to fetch videos but gives them no revenue