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Excalibrator
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You shall come to a prison built of regrets and sorrow, where the shadows themselves have gone mad.
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You will be visited by three spirits
That one cartoon drawing of King Ghidorah, where the face on the right is pulling a googly-eyed expression with its tongue out.
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Not from 1927 but also fun, and encountered while searching for something to post.
Painting of two poodles and a faintly creepy human head peeking over a wall. Think doll with giant eyes. Painting of two 'velociraptors' fighting, or maybe playfighting. One is leaping, one is on its back with its legs up defensively.
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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This was indeed very challenging, because I have no business knowing what art is from 1927.

But I found this, and it's kinda cool.
Stylised painting of the Rocky Mountains, entitled Mountain Form IV, by Lawren S Harris
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Poster for a metal festival, featuring dozens of bands. All in extremely similar overwrought gothic text, except for PARTY CANNON, which is in bright neon.
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Pretty good puzzle!
A 3*3*3 wooden cube on a grey sheet. It unfolds into a series of twisting pieces.
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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'My name is Michael Caine, and I am a nosy neighbour. Not a lot of people know this...'
Keir Starmer stands between the U.S and U.K flags at a podium. The text is 'there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom'.
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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New Zealand Bluesky right now
Garry Lawson's The Far Side comic, 'Nerds in Hell' - it's basically just the punchline 'Hot enough for ya' with a drawing of some nerds. You can probably imagine better if you try.
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Post your warning label.
Printed A4 sign in a window, text: Customer Are Not Allowed (We don't Serve any customer)
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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There are a lot of nonstarters here, all trying to be the one to derail this process
Mr Burn's Diseases, all trying to get through the door at the same time and getting stuck.
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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🎶'So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell? Blue skies from pain?
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?'🎶
Leo the 16 at the fore of a random scrum of journalists and church clerics, clasping a microphone in both hands, with a closed eye expression that makes him look like he's singing. It's not the worst meme format ever but you're not really missing much here either.
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Yet another of those Zohran for New York memes. Yes, someone else probably did this one. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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New heavy handed metaphor just dropped
Donald Trump, walking tiredly past what is in background here, a large flagpole with the U.S flag fallen on the ground.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy…
Very epic painting showing the head and shoulders of a faintly blue glowing Godzilla in conflict with the three heads of King Ghidorah, spewing yellow lightning. I am not really a fan of the way that some people seem to think all lightning is yellow, but it looks absolutely incredible here.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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If you see this post a bird.
This is mostly moss-green fence, except for half of one fence post missing, through which you see the head and neck of a very scary-eyed Ostrich. The beak is slightly open, and from front on this looks disturbingly like a mean grin.
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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TFW they tell you to shoot down a thousand drones in five minutes or the Nimitz is toast.
Screen cap of the Helios system, a laser weapon that coincidentally looks like a three circle in a rectangle drawing of a face with both a raised left eye(brow) and a big gasp.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Zohran Meme generation number 3: 'Some men aren't looking FOR anything logical, like money'. I'll stop now I promise.
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Zohran meme 2, text: 'Nothing is for free'. Cynical, perhaps. But perhaps the real question is who should *actually* be paying for it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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From the Zohran for New York meme generator, which has been going all day now. The text is 'That's a marvellous shot for four'. It's a cricket reference. Even though I don't really follow cricket anymore usually.
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Conditions just difficult enough to be stressful, and some drivers not at their best. Not really an achievement though.
A blood spattered room that also includes a black and white T.V and a lamp together in the bottom right corner. The caption is 'Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent'.
October 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of.
Shane Gooseman from The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers, which seems to have entirely dropped off the face of world. But I thought it was cool.
October 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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The Founders of Antifa
Stalin, Roosevelt, and Churchill, all seated in the famous photo at Lake Yalta. Churchill is of course noticeably more slumped in his seat than the Russian or the American.
October 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Post something random or have an awful October.
Re Class Battleship IYKYK I can't explain this one. (Glowing purple eyed white haired porcelain anime girl, coming at you with a mouth full of teeth)
October 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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It's a cartoon, of a protect, by people who look like angry doctors, and the joke is that all the signs are written illegibly in the sort of terrible handwriting that doctors do while writing prescriptions on a pad at a weird angle while walking from case to case.
September 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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What’s your sign
A sign, on an overgrown beach, with the sea in the background. The text is 'If you see someone drowning', followed by a stick figure that looks exactly like 'lol' above two wavey lines, followed by 'call 911'
September 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Your last saved photo is your moral philosophy.
Titled 'car disassembly', and done in the style of an Ikea instruction page, except it's just Kea, and each panel is of a kea disassembling a different part of someone's car.
September 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM