NegativeTorsion
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I grow giant plants purely by accident because I like my house like the tropics. I have Giant African Millipedes but they are giant by design so not my fault. And now I've typed 'giant' so many times it doesn't look like a real word anymore. GIANT.
Found out last week that Old Man Pecan has hyperthyroidism. He turned 20 last month so he's made it far without medical issues. But with medicine and new high fat food, he's on the mend! Got a few more years left in my old man! Have some pink nose and toes to celebrate. ♥️
April 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Found out last week that Old Man Pecan has hyperthyroidism. He turned 20 last month so he's made it far without medical issues. But with medicine and new high fat food, he's on the mend! Got a few more years left in my old man! Have some pink nose and toes to celebrate. ♥️
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April 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Philo Pilo has thrips and Pinkie lives in some sort of symbiotic life with spider mites so here we go!
April 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Philo Pilo has thrips and Pinkie lives in some sort of symbiotic life with spider mites so here we go!
Just a little reminder for my #plant people at this time of year. Please remember that 90% of cut flowers that people may buy you in the coming months are full of the plant pests that we spend our time and money trying to keep out of our homes! As pretty as they are, keep them in another room! 🪴♥️
April 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just a little reminder for my #plant people at this time of year. Please remember that 90% of cut flowers that people may buy you in the coming months are full of the plant pests that we spend our time and money trying to keep out of our homes! As pretty as they are, keep them in another room! 🪴♥️
My tummy is rumbling...
April 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My tummy is rumbling...
Point 1. Do not get norovirus. Even 3 days after I stopped being sick I still feel like I'm made of glass.
Point 2. I just got a Samsung washing machine and I keep having to get up and check it's still working because it's actually quieter than silence.
Point 2. I just got a Samsung washing machine and I keep having to get up and check it's still working because it's actually quieter than silence.
March 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Point 1. Do not get norovirus. Even 3 days after I stopped being sick I still feel like I'm made of glass.
Point 2. I just got a Samsung washing machine and I keep having to get up and check it's still working because it's actually quieter than silence.
Point 2. I just got a Samsung washing machine and I keep having to get up and check it's still working because it's actually quieter than silence.
I was in the company of about a dozen people today and the only one who wished me a Happy International Woman's Day was my 🔌. He had also bought 6 large bars of chocolate and 6 small bunches of flowers for the women he met that day. I live in a weird timeline.
March 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I was in the company of about a dozen people today and the only one who wished me a Happy International Woman's Day was my 🔌. He had also bought 6 large bars of chocolate and 6 small bunches of flowers for the women he met that day. I live in a weird timeline.
First date tip: Ask them to show their favourite video online. The majority will be ok. Some will introduce you to something new. And some will show you a woman being stoned to death in a foreign country. Jus' sayin'...🚩
March 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
First date tip: Ask them to show their favourite video online. The majority will be ok. Some will introduce you to something new. And some will show you a woman being stoned to death in a foreign country. Jus' sayin'...🚩
Sometimes I worry that if I get dementia or some kind of mental regression problem, that I'll revert to 20 or 30 year old me and let me tell you, that me is a dick. The thought that all the work I did on myself might just vanish and I end up a selfish old bitch that no-one wants to be around *sigh*.
March 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sometimes I worry that if I get dementia or some kind of mental regression problem, that I'll revert to 20 or 30 year old me and let me tell you, that me is a dick. The thought that all the work I did on myself might just vanish and I end up a selfish old bitch that no-one wants to be around *sigh*.
@plantsky.bsky.social A brief video showing all the different light instructions for plants.
February 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
@plantsky.bsky.social A brief video showing all the different light instructions for plants.
@cassiegrowswild.bsky.social 3 months on and this is how Brie looks. 😁#plantsky
February 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
@cassiegrowswild.bsky.social 3 months on and this is how Brie looks. 😁#plantsky
@cassiegrowswild.bsky.social I have a monstera *CRONCH* video for your perusal. 😂 Enjoy!
February 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
@cassiegrowswild.bsky.social I have a monstera *CRONCH* video for your perusal. 😂 Enjoy!
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Melania Trump Holds Paint Swatches Up Against Bellowing Void
February 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Melania Trump Holds Paint Swatches Up Against Bellowing Void
Showing what is Full Direct Light, Some Direct Light, medium light, low light and no light in a real video with sun instead of just an explanation. Hopefully this helps you figure out where your plant should go. 😁
February 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Showing what is Full Direct Light, Some Direct Light, medium light, low light and no light in a real video with sun instead of just an explanation. Hopefully this helps you figure out where your plant should go. 😁
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Un-fucking-real.
Un-fucking-real.
Good! No nazis welcome here
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January 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Un-fucking-real.
Un-fucking-real.
I doubt this is true but it made me laugh anyway.
January 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I doubt this is true but it made me laugh anyway.
The hairy eyeball. @catsofbluesky.bsky.social
January 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The hairy eyeball. @catsofbluesky.bsky.social
When I cut down the tall philodendrons, I had to cut down the plants climbing up them!
January 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
When I cut down the tall philodendrons, I had to cut down the plants climbing up them!
INIGO and the Philharmonics have a new place and got the full CRONCH treatment! Can't wait for spring! ♥️
January 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
INIGO and the Philharmonics have a new place and got the full CRONCH treatment! Can't wait for spring! ♥️
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Watch the video as see this filthy, racist, rapist and homophobic fuck turn his head and purse his dogs arse mouth. Can't wait for that inevitable coronary to hit him. What a pos.
Watch the video as see this filthy, racist, rapist and homophobic fuck turn his head and purse his dogs arse mouth. Can't wait for that inevitable coronary to hit him. What a pos.
Donald Trump rebuked by bishop as she tells him to 'have mercy' on LGBT+ community and immigrants
Donald Trump rebuked by bishop as she tells him to 'have mercy' on LGBT+ community and immigrants
Donald Trump sat stony-faced as a bishop told him to "have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now" at an interfaith prayer service.
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January 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Watch the video as see this filthy, racist, rapist and homophobic fuck turn his head and purse his dogs arse mouth. Can't wait for that inevitable coronary to hit him. What a pos.
Watch the video as see this filthy, racist, rapist and homophobic fuck turn his head and purse his dogs arse mouth. Can't wait for that inevitable coronary to hit him. What a pos.
The Millipede Temple is finished! ♥️
January 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Millipede Temple is finished! ♥️
Renaming Deifenbaker coz WTH??
January 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Renaming Deifenbaker coz WTH??