Neily P
@neilyp.bsky.social
UConn sports, woke takes, cats, tequila, fat doinks. Treatise writer. Trying to be a decent person. 🇵🇸
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Tom Cotton's neck got that long when the doctor had to use forceps to pull him out of his mom's ass.
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Tom Cotton's neck got that long when the doctor had to use forceps to pull him out of his mom's ass.
Half time entertainment provided by bill burr and aziz ansari
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Half time entertainment provided by bill burr and aziz ansari
He’s gonna censure Al Green over it
Is anyone in the Republican Party ever going to hold anyone accountable for anything?
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
He’s gonna censure Al Green over it
Covid era lutsko on my timeline in 2025 🥲
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Covid era lutsko on my timeline in 2025 🥲
Call me Mr. President the way I’m dozing off at work today
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Call me Mr. President the way I’m dozing off at work today
Notably absent from Allen Fieldhouse tonight was Jason Sudekis and we come up with a W 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Notably absent from Allen Fieldhouse tonight was Jason Sudekis and we come up with a W 🤔
Can’t wait to see Braylon Mullins in some of the Hawkins sets
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Can’t wait to see Braylon Mullins in some of the Hawkins sets
Braylon Mullins I could kiss you
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Braylon Mullins I could kiss you
Think I’d put Silas back on the bench. Found our rhythm with Mali running point
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Think I’d put Silas back on the bench. Found our rhythm with Mali running point
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Did I just hear a U-C-O-N-N chant at the Allen Fieldhouse...on TV?!
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Did I just hear a U-C-O-N-N chant at the Allen Fieldhouse...on TV?!
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Hearing "U-C-O-N-N" loud and clear at Allen Fieldhouse is a life-altering experience
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hearing "U-C-O-N-N" loud and clear at Allen Fieldhouse is a life-altering experience
Kansas guys getting tired
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Kansas guys getting tired
He went off for 7 to take the lead literally as I hit send on this
Karaban an absolute black hole tonight lol
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
He went off for 7 to take the lead literally as I hit send on this
Karaban an absolute black hole tonight lol
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Karaban an absolute black hole tonight lol
Tired: Taylor Swift falling in love with a MAGA man and making the worst album of all time
Wired: Sabrina Carpenter telling the White House to go fuck themselves
Wired: Sabrina Carpenter telling the White House to go fuck themselves
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tired: Taylor Swift falling in love with a MAGA man and making the worst album of all time
Wired: Sabrina Carpenter telling the White House to go fuck themselves
Wired: Sabrina Carpenter telling the White House to go fuck themselves
Gotta be approaching a program record for turnovers forced?
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Gotta be approaching a program record for turnovers forced?
acc this acc that have you ever considered aoc ?
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
acc this acc that have you ever considered aoc ?
Hey man, I lived in Auburn for three years. I feel like I have to say something here: you are absolutely right.
Random Auburn student/alum: “If Im racist, how do you explain my black friend?”
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Hey man, I lived in Auburn for three years. I feel like I have to say something here: you are absolutely right.
Getting worked up thinking about all the nice wigs rotting away in the sun sphere
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Getting worked up thinking about all the nice wigs rotting away in the sun sphere
Forgot to mention that the Bulls intro song was playing as we signed the final paperwork. Absolutely kicked ass.
Wife’s birthday today ✅
Brand spanking new car picked up today ✅
Huge UConn win ✅
Brand spanking new car picked up today ✅
Huge UConn win ✅
Today has been a good day.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Forgot to mention that the Bulls intro song was playing as we signed the final paperwork. Absolutely kicked ass.
Wife’s birthday today ✅
Brand spanking new car picked up today ✅
Huge UConn win ✅
Brand spanking new car picked up today ✅
Huge UConn win ✅
Today has been a good day.
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Wife’s birthday today ✅
Brand spanking new car picked up today ✅
Huge UConn win ✅
Brand spanking new car picked up today ✅
Huge UConn win ✅
Today has been a good day.
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Today has been a good day.
If the take this away and give Illinois the ball…
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If the take this away and give Illinois the ball…