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I read 57 books in 2025. My favourites were the Marlowe Mystery series, the Miranda Abbott Mystery series, The Laundryman's Boy by Edward Lee, 1979 by Val McDermid, How to Be Alone by Lane Moore and Why We Swim by Bonnie Tsui.
January 1, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I read 57 books in 2025. My favourites were the Marlowe Mystery series, the Miranda Abbott Mystery series, The Laundryman's Boy by Edward Lee, 1979 by Val McDermid, How to Be Alone by Lane Moore and Why We Swim by Bonnie Tsui.
I would read 90s Elphaba Thropp's Riot grrrl zine.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I would read 90s Elphaba Thropp's Riot grrrl zine.
Paul McCartney playing his own music as the concert warmup music is an iconic flex.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Paul McCartney playing his own music as the concert warmup music is an iconic flex.
Dearest employer, sorry I am about to be late but A Chorus Line was on TV. Joy over capitalism. Every day.
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Dearest employer, sorry I am about to be late but A Chorus Line was on TV. Joy over capitalism. Every day.
I would no contact Bobby Brady the second I exited that house of horrors.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I would no contact Bobby Brady the second I exited that house of horrors.
For the last two days all my sentences have ended with "Jays in six!"
"Good morning. Jays in Six!"
"I would like a hot chocolate please. Jays in six!"
"Happy Halloween! Jays in six!"
JAYS IN SIX!
"Good morning. Jays in Six!"
"I would like a hot chocolate please. Jays in six!"
"Happy Halloween! Jays in six!"
JAYS IN SIX!
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
For the last two days all my sentences have ended with "Jays in six!"
"Good morning. Jays in Six!"
"I would like a hot chocolate please. Jays in six!"
"Happy Halloween! Jays in six!"
JAYS IN SIX!
"Good morning. Jays in Six!"
"I would like a hot chocolate please. Jays in six!"
"Happy Halloween! Jays in six!"
JAYS IN SIX!
I have a concert merch addiction
October 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I have a concert merch addiction
I think my favourite part of Slave Play was during the pause when the older white lady a couple of seats over said "I wish there was some Black people sitting near us so we could talk to them about it."
October 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I think my favourite part of Slave Play was during the pause when the older white lady a couple of seats over said "I wish there was some Black people sitting near us so we could talk to them about it."
Raye and Air Supply tickets secured on the same day!
September 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Raye and Air Supply tickets secured on the same day!
I have a haircut and my first vitamin IV drip scheduled during the rapture tomorrow. The most exciting part of this is the uncrowded subway ride home. Empty sidewalks in almost sweater weather. No wait at the pizza place. What an excellent time to be left behind.
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I have a haircut and my first vitamin IV drip scheduled during the rapture tomorrow. The most exciting part of this is the uncrowded subway ride home. Empty sidewalks in almost sweater weather. No wait at the pizza place. What an excellent time to be left behind.
Start every psychological profile of a person based on when they raise their arms while listening to The Stone Rose's I Am The Resurrection
September 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Start every psychological profile of a person based on when they raise their arms while listening to The Stone Rose's I Am The Resurrection
Zack de la Rocha may be my style icon but everytime I wear a colourful pair of socks I quote the Birdcage. "Well, one does want a hint of color."
September 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Zack de la Rocha may be my style icon but everytime I wear a colourful pair of socks I quote the Birdcage. "Well, one does want a hint of color."
I am a sucker for bands having city specific merch and I really wish more artists would lean in to an easy pander.
September 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I am a sucker for bands having city specific merch and I really wish more artists would lean in to an easy pander.
I would love to know why some whiskies taste like straight fire and others taste like the stairs to heaven. Today isn't going to be that day. I'm just going to taste the burn and hope I don't tumble into the sea.
August 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I would love to know why some whiskies taste like straight fire and others taste like the stairs to heaven. Today isn't going to be that day. I'm just going to taste the burn and hope I don't tumble into the sea.
I appreciate that every Scottish person I ask "am I pronouncing this correctly?" has immediately answered "yes!"
August 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I appreciate that every Scottish person I ask "am I pronouncing this correctly?" has immediately answered "yes!"
I completely understand why Steve never left Loch Ness. Send for my cats.
August 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I completely understand why Steve never left Loch Ness. Send for my cats.
The trees in Inverness are very fragile.
August 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The trees in Inverness are very fragile.
Scottish seagulls never sleep
August 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Scottish seagulls never sleep
Nothing knows all of your weakest points of attack like depression
I'm having a rough go of it lately, and have been thinking: everyone is going through something, and you have no idea what it is, or how it's affecting them.
Quote post this is if you're going through something, and maybe we'll all realize that we aren't as alone as we feel right now.
Quote post this is if you're going through something, and maybe we'll all realize that we aren't as alone as we feel right now.
August 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Nothing knows all of your weakest points of attack like depression
The old, white, male Americans sitting beside me in this Scottish restaurant believe landscaping is the hottest investment right now. Hmmm, wonder why? They also enthusiastically know all the words to Pink Pony Club.
August 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The old, white, male Americans sitting beside me in this Scottish restaurant believe landscaping is the hottest investment right now. Hmmm, wonder why? They also enthusiastically know all the words to Pink Pony Club.
Instagram really wants me to buy a weighted vest and a lizard. Tempted.
August 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Instagram really wants me to buy a weighted vest and a lizard. Tempted.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
July 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
Violets are blue,
Trans folks ain't done shit to you
Pre vacation euphoria is a hell of a drug
July 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Pre vacation euphoria is a hell of a drug
"'Cause everybody's somebody's fool/ Everybody's somebody's plaything/ And there are no exceptions to the rule/ Yes, everybody's somebody's fool" - Connie Francis
July 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"'Cause everybody's somebody's fool/ Everybody's somebody's plaything/ And there are no exceptions to the rule/ Yes, everybody's somebody's fool" - Connie Francis
The teen boys in the pool who can't decide where to eat after their swim have declared that bisexuality is better than homosexuality.
July 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The teen boys in the pool who can't decide where to eat after their swim have declared that bisexuality is better than homosexuality.