Neku Diamond Philips
@nekudp.bsky.social
Total Dumbass. Ungovernable.
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I wrote a book! Buy my book!
It only costs 99 cents - it is relatively short! it is so funny you will piss your pants laughing
If you cannot buy the book (fucking cheapskate) then RETWEET THIS TWEET
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It only costs 99 cents - it is relatively short! it is so funny you will piss your pants laughing
If you cannot buy the book (fucking cheapskate) then RETWEET THIS TWEET
a.co/d/0TnvuBq
I DO NOT LIKE THE AMERICAN CENTURY OF HUMILIATION
January 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I DO NOT LIKE THE AMERICAN CENTURY OF HUMILIATION
How to Be Like Donald Trump by Arhtur Reagan was the best non fiction book of 2025 and was overlooked by all the legacy media outlets, @newyorker.com and @theguardian.com would rather prop up @jaketapper.bsky.social's dumb ass book about how him and all his friends in the media are half-wits
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How to Be Like Donald Trump by Arhtur Reagan was the best non fiction book of 2025 and was overlooked by all the legacy media outlets, @newyorker.com and @theguardian.com would rather prop up @jaketapper.bsky.social's dumb ass book about how him and all his friends in the media are half-wits
a big ol FUCK YOU to @theguardian.com for NOT including my book on their top books of the year maybe instead of panhandling to me on your site go and ask Jake Tapper if he can foot the bill for your dogshit newspaper since you loved his crappy book so much
December 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
a big ol FUCK YOU to @theguardian.com for NOT including my book on their top books of the year maybe instead of panhandling to me on your site go and ask Jake Tapper if he can foot the bill for your dogshit newspaper since you loved his crappy book so much
"The civil rights act is 'OP'" - The Conservative Gamer
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"The civil rights act is 'OP'" - The Conservative Gamer
at this point all gadsden flags need to be lowered voluntarily or by force (or fire lol)
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
at this point all gadsden flags need to be lowered voluntarily or by force (or fire lol)
Ppl whose spouses listen to Ben shapipo or Candace Owen’s or Chappell trap house should be allowed to sue for making their spouses insufferable
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ppl whose spouses listen to Ben shapipo or Candace Owen’s or Chappell trap house should be allowed to sue for making their spouses insufferable
lifehack: when writing an email to someone of higher station DO NOT start email with "Dear Stupid" lol
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
lifehack: when writing an email to someone of higher station DO NOT start email with "Dear Stupid" lol
Thanks for watching my video “Memory from Dead Mans Trip v14 (DMT trip replication experiment)” if you think I’m harnessing divine images like the ones found in the Bible then please feel free to send money to my bitcoin wallet so I can buy more drugs
October 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Thanks for watching my video “Memory from Dead Mans Trip v14 (DMT trip replication experiment)” if you think I’m harnessing divine images like the ones found in the Bible then please feel free to send money to my bitcoin wallet so I can buy more drugs
i never want to hear any shit about my carbon footprint ever again
October 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i never want to hear any shit about my carbon footprint ever again
You: I uhh I uhh you know…anime
The Japanese: hmm…*uncomfortable shuffling*
Me: I LOVE PACHINKO
The Japanese: wooo!!! Yeah!!!
The Japanese: hmm…*uncomfortable shuffling*
Me: I LOVE PACHINKO
The Japanese: wooo!!! Yeah!!!
October 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You: I uhh I uhh you know…anime
The Japanese: hmm…*uncomfortable shuffling*
Me: I LOVE PACHINKO
The Japanese: wooo!!! Yeah!!!
The Japanese: hmm…*uncomfortable shuffling*
Me: I LOVE PACHINKO
The Japanese: wooo!!! Yeah!!!
let's drop in on our friends over at twitter, shall we?
October 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
let's drop in on our friends over at twitter, shall we?
Democrats (aka republicans) always crowing about finding messaging like this doesn’t exist
October 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Democrats (aka republicans) always crowing about finding messaging like this doesn’t exist
Neku Explainz It: Gaming. Gamers are stupid because when the game puts something right in front of them to pick up the gamer will say "oh i looted this, this is loot" no its not it was there for you to obtain you did not loot shit
October 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Neku Explainz It: Gaming. Gamers are stupid because when the game puts something right in front of them to pick up the gamer will say "oh i looted this, this is loot" no its not it was there for you to obtain you did not loot shit
if you are feeling down please take comfort in this excerpt from Dr. Banos Zacarias's one star review of Cook County's Maywood Courthouse
September 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
if you are feeling down please take comfort in this excerpt from Dr. Banos Zacarias's one star review of Cook County's Maywood Courthouse
i really don't like it when my wife watches "Dr Phil"
September 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i really don't like it when my wife watches "Dr Phil"
well actually...
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
well actually...
Reposted by Neku Diamond Philips
Movies: exist
Everyone: let's watch them
Everyone: let's watch them
September 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Movies: exist
Everyone: let's watch them
Everyone: let's watch them
This whole kimmel thing strikes me as billionaire media people horse trading with one another - people taking this as a free speech thing seem to be inadvertently going to bat for the world's most cynical elites - media elites
September 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This whole kimmel thing strikes me as billionaire media people horse trading with one another - people taking this as a free speech thing seem to be inadvertently going to bat for the world's most cynical elites - media elites
Description of screenshot: The reason I don’t give Wikipedia money and Wikipedia asking for money
September 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Description of screenshot: The reason I don’t give Wikipedia money and Wikipedia asking for money
i am not your "bruh"
August 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i am not your "bruh"
Every president since Ronald Reagan has been to the right of Ronald Reagan
Remember that next time you hear someone whine about how bad the country has gotten
Remember that next time you hear someone whine about how bad the country has gotten
August 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Every president since Ronald Reagan has been to the right of Ronald Reagan
Remember that next time you hear someone whine about how bad the country has gotten
Remember that next time you hear someone whine about how bad the country has gotten
You really mean to tell me that all the major American cities are going to be occupied by the national guard because some stupid yuppie got beaten up by some children?
August 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You really mean to tell me that all the major American cities are going to be occupied by the national guard because some stupid yuppie got beaten up by some children?