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Nekyu Harken
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Master of None, Master of All | He/Him | 28yo | 🇫🇷 / 🇬🇧
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mitildide.bsky.social
Pour me nourrir, je dois me confronter aux machinations kafkaïennes d'une machinerie insondable. Un grossier panneau abstrus, sur lequel son tracés crûment des messages obscurs : "chaleur tournante", "grill", "pyrolyse". A la moindre erreur, le repas du jour est sacrifié aux flammes de Tantale.
ebibi.fr Ebibi @ebibi.fr · 12d
pitié on fait une trend avec tout les trucs basic du quotidien raconté par nicolas sarkoky
deliciiosa.bsky.social Monstera Deliciiosa @deliciiosa.bsky.social · 12d
Composer 10 chiffres pour appeler quelqu’un. Rendez-vous compte un peu du calvaire.
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is stoically holding up a sign with his right hand that says "W O R C E S T E R" on it. Panel 2: A man clearly from Boston, in a black Red Sox cap and Bruins jersey and holding a Market Basket bag slung over his shoulder, says "WOOSTER!" Under the cap, he has messy brown hair, and is smiling innocently. Panel 3: Shen, still stoic, now holds up a picture of a rooster with both hands. Panel 4: The man from Boston smile lights up, sparkles in his eyes, and says "ROOCHESTER!!!"
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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bedsores.rest
bringing back a classic
an adaptation of the sandy loam chart, aka, a triangle where each side is an axis from 0 100, forming triangular little pockets in the center in a pseudo-3-axis chart form. the three axes are "hoinky sploinky" "doinky woinky" and "rinky dinky," each with a "pure" form (penis music, furret walk, and ukelele covers respectively). there is a minor screed here about electroswing sucking, which it does.
October 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is standing in the middle of a city street, with green and blue hues from a park in the background, happily saying "Man, sometimes I wish I lived in some kind of fantasy RPG world." Panel 2: We switch perspectives so Shen is in profile, as he gestures his hand forward and says "But then I think: Nah, my current life is fine as is." Panel 3: Shen puts his hand down and the previous text bubble disappears, revealing a white truck about to come out of a narrow alley. Panel 4: The truck reverses back into the alley, only its headlights now visible in the darkness.
October 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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shintonty.bsky.social
September 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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spaceyeen.bsky.social
Oh no... oh no no nO NO NONO NOONO
August 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: There is a small, pink, frowning blob labeled "Self Esteem". Shen is crouching down to it, resting his elbows on his knees, and asking, "Self Esteem, why are you so SMALL?" Panel 2: Self Esteem looks down with reflective, emotional eyes and says "I'm s-sorry." Shen's hand pets it on the head as Shen, from off-panel, says "It's okay!" Panel 3: Shen, still resting his hand on Self Esteem's head, points behind him with his thumb, and shifts his eyes to gaze that way too. Self Esteem also looks that way, curious. Shen says "just take some notes from your brother, okay?" Panel 4: In the corner of a room, on a metal bench bending under his weight, sits a massive lime green blob labeled "Elf Esteem." He has a menacing and confident smile and muscular yellow arms and legs, and he is curling a dumbbell with his left arm. He's surrounded by posters of fictional elf women, such as Frieren, Zelda, and Marcille Donato. He also has a bow and arrow leaned against the wall, and a pair of fake elf ears on the ground near him.
August 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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June 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
nekyuharken.bsky.social
La creatura
June 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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irunoart.bsky.social
Very important business meeting. Urgent even 🧐

#Expedition33
A black and white drawing of Maelle and Verso from Expedition 33 in a meeting room with a screen behind them that displays Esquie and it says "Esquie plushie when?"
May 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
nekyuharken.bsky.social
Anyway, I picked P3R back up so that I clear my backlog a bit, and after I'm done with it, it will be time for Clair Obscur
May 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
nekyuharken.bsky.social
What's your favorite NES game?

Blaster Master
May 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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chuji.bsky.social
Post a meme made by you
February 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I am an ally
December 21, 2024 at 1:37 PM
nekyuharken.bsky.social
Welcome into my kitchen.
Trust me, it's better if you don't see the picture.
October 23, 2023 at 2:01 PM