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i reckon i ought to start drawing some more boots and milkweed for you dumbasses next year
December 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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hello, this comes out today. its maybe 30 minutes long and has a lot of behind the scenes type stuff.

big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done.

5pm normal time.
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
HBO Max | Feedback
help.hbomax.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy.
July 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye

youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...
Hangman Page introduces himself (in Spanish) to Arena Mexico | AEW Grand Slam Mexico, 6/18/25
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
youtu.be
June 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground
June 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Man………… #AEWDynamite
May 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
May 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
April 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Oh sorry, you DIDN'T want a backlit baby killdeer scampering across your timeline?

Sorry.

I'll tell the bird they're unwanted here.

They'll be so sad.

But it's fine. What really matters is you.

No no. I'll tell them they're too smol and "low resolution"

They'll understand.

#birds 🐣
April 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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#AndNEW!

Your NEW @ringofhonor.bsky.social World Champion is Bandido!

#AEWDynasty
April 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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#AndNEW!

Your NEW TNT Champion is Adam Cole, BAY BAY!

#AEWDynasty
April 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’
March 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery
February 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Alba passed a week ago today.

Over 2000 people have sent me videos of their dogs enjoying sunrises in her honor.

Not all is bad with this world 💜
January 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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AEW Rookie Toni Storm accepts her PWI award for 2024 Woman of the Year!

That's a record that will likely never be broken after so few matches.
January 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Wrestling God, the Best Bout Machine, the Cleaner

Kenny Fucking Omega #AEW
January 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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After all these decades, we finally have a lasting peace between the Rock 'n' Roll Express and the Outrunners. #AEWCollision
January 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM