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Jeff Nelson
@nelsonja.bsky.social
IP & music lawyer; passionate about protecting creators; perpetually tapping along to the music in my head

he/him

www.spyhoplaw.com

No posts/replies constitute legal advice
And last week. It’s clear that only the big x and sec matter.
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Breaking character” to announce that you’re deciding to join a platform that funds nazis?

Jfc
February 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Yep still have boxes of CDs. Currently no way of playing them but that’s not important (yet)
February 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“This way to the cafeteria”
a man in a sheriff 's hat is on a make a gif website
ALT: a man in a sheriff 's hat is on a make a gif website
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Might be a … bit ob…sessive

Slays me every time
February 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’d make a clip of the “you’re fucking psycho” scene if I could

Bonus points for Alan Arkin too
February 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It was never going to be me
February 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Then again my transcript says I took something called “torts” which seems equally useless to me now
February 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
‘03 and we learned it too

Not sure I have opened a physical reporter volume in 20+ years of practice tho
February 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
February 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ah got it. Makes sense
February 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Why is your label getting songwriting royalties?
February 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
An unqualified Brit is being called out for his incompetence?

Not on my watch
a man in a suit stands on a stage with the words here i come to save the day
Alt: Andy Kaufman doing his “Here I come to save the day” routine
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
*gif of future biopic of Judge Ana Reyes destroying the gov lawyer in this hearing on the transgender EO bs
February 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Did you even read the article you linked? He’s consistently missing the mark by giving a grade school view of US politics to an audience expecting a master class.

What an incredibly odd trench to dig.
February 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
He should have already studied FDR.

“He studied American history at university, he said, and has ‘followed American politics incredibly closely from afar my whole adult life.’”
February 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM