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neopet.bsky.social
J
@neopet.bsky.social
what’s up fellas
not an actual neopet
they are working so hard
May 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
a literal demon
May 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
sports
May 27, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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May 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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where is groudon
April 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Happy Baseball, to all who celebrate!
March 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
this being flipped for $350+ on eBay is causing me physical pain 🥲
March 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
March 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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same
March 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
lfg
February 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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it is i, the packager of all phở takeout orders. yes, i will forever levy a 30% mung bean sprout and 60% thai basil tax. no, i will not reveal how we keep the broth scalding hot in the plastic container. yes, you will return. people always return
February 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
so true bestie
February 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I had a dream that I found prismatic evolutions in stock at Target and bought 2 ETB

that’s it that’s the dream
February 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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February 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
wish .com vs great value vs name brand

still learning gouache and have 0 imagination so just copying cards while the art block is happening 🫠

#pokemon #pokemonart #gouache #painting
February 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
who’s askin
February 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Heroes
January 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Everyone awake right now can’t sleep due to overwhelming amounts of swag
January 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
you survive pancreatitis but now gotta eat that low fat loaf
December 25, 2024 at 2:05 PM