"Kaegan, you can't do this right now, there are demons."

This fantastic sentance brought to you my wife trying play Diablo 4, but Kaegan keeps rubbing her face on the controller and firing off random abilities.

I know it's wrong, but I want the answer to be Akio Car (Utena).

... how is your dog doing such a good impression of Mama Fratelli?

I added my sister's VERY long-time best friend & wife of one of my longest friends to the Compact. (My buddy's missing out since he's out of the country ATM)
They've been family, but it feels more official somehow.
Also, i've created more possible vectors for pastries.

My wife was excitedly harvesting the first big round of garden tomatoes this morning, carefully placing them at the edge of the raised bed behind her.
Only to turn around and discover that Phineas had already helped himself to the biggest, prettiest Purple Cherokee.

A couple adolescent raccoons visited while I was on the porch tonight. Probably only about 16in long nose-to-tail.
The other one was way more adept at dodging my camera.

Ok, it may not look like it, but this is a big deal.
Kaegan (tuxedo) is elderly, has always been anxious, & averse to climbing anything taller than 3ft.
Goblin (void) is very dominant & territorial.
So them snuggled together on the 5ft high cat shelves above my desk is a minor miracle.

Is... is this a threat?

Phineas: blue merle sheltie, fresh from hernia repair surgery on Friday (thus the onesie to prevent messing with stitches)
Kaegan: our old lady tuxedo cat, who wants pets now.
Goblin: our black cat. Everything the light touches is his, including your arms.

So cute! Our was a barn kitten until we took him home @ 6ish months. So he's officially a mutt, but he's got some strong Bombay traits.

This was a thing! My family had 2.

Fuck sakes, I did more vigorous off-roading in my 91 dodge shadow as a teen.

Hopefully skirt was undamaged too? Might be time to rock a bustle or skirt elevators! Bring back some of that 1890's aesthetic.

My mom saw this and is ready to fight.