Lawful Irritated
@nerdcool.bsky.social
Midwestern D&D & World of Warcraft enthusiast, Exasperated cat dad. I know just enough about most things to be dangerous, but not *good*.
You tried! So many people said I snored but never mentioned the apnea. I would've had a much less miserable teens & 20s if anyone had.
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You tried! So many people said I snored but never mentioned the apnea. I would've had a much less miserable teens & 20s if anyone had.
I call bites "teeth hugs" when I wanna annoy my wife.
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I call bites "teeth hugs" when I wanna annoy my wife.
Just, why??? I like tits as much as the next guy, but it everything enormous tits now?
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just, why??? I like tits as much as the next guy, but it everything enormous tits now?
From what I can tell there are a few differences from c-stores in the Midwest:
- incredibly cramped (understandable why)
- a LOT more are independently owned
- store cats nearly standard
I dunno, I think that's distinctive enough to care about.
- incredibly cramped (understandable why)
- a LOT more are independently owned
- store cats nearly standard
I dunno, I think that's distinctive enough to care about.
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
From what I can tell there are a few differences from c-stores in the Midwest:
- incredibly cramped (understandable why)
- a LOT more are independently owned
- store cats nearly standard
I dunno, I think that's distinctive enough to care about.
- incredibly cramped (understandable why)
- a LOT more are independently owned
- store cats nearly standard
I dunno, I think that's distinctive enough to care about.
Yeah, I typed this before your clarifying comment.
Maybe "dumbest" wasn't necessary heat, I just get exasperated with people who get crafty/weird talking about age.
Maybe "dumbest" wasn't necessary heat, I just get exasperated with people who get crafty/weird talking about age.
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Yeah, I typed this before your clarifying comment.
Maybe "dumbest" wasn't necessary heat, I just get exasperated with people who get crafty/weird talking about age.
Maybe "dumbest" wasn't necessary heat, I just get exasperated with people who get crafty/weird talking about age.
I'd be so tempted to just say it grants advantage on all Medicine checks, then encourage the player to describe how they are using the stick each time.
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'd be so tempted to just say it grants advantage on all Medicine checks, then encourage the player to describe how they are using the stick each time.
Well, dynamo that you are, i guess that's understandable.
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Well, dynamo that you are, i guess that's understandable.
Also, this is the dumbest, round-about way to ask how old you are I've seen in a minute.
Just be brave enough to ask, or don't ask at all. Why are you making math word problems for yourself?
Just be brave enough to ask, or don't ask at all. Why are you making math word problems for yourself?
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Also, this is the dumbest, round-about way to ask how old you are I've seen in a minute.
Just be brave enough to ask, or don't ask at all. Why are you making math word problems for yourself?
Just be brave enough to ask, or don't ask at all. Why are you making math word problems for yourself?
What else on earth would he think you understood "had your kid" to mean?!
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What else on earth would he think you understood "had your kid" to mean?!
I guess that largely depends on how you define "happy".
Just one of my cats has expressed more varieties of happy in his 9 years than I have witnessed from some humans I know.
Everything from languid contentment, to smug satisfaction, to victorious pride.
Just one of my cats has expressed more varieties of happy in his 9 years than I have witnessed from some humans I know.
Everything from languid contentment, to smug satisfaction, to victorious pride.
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I guess that largely depends on how you define "happy".
Just one of my cats has expressed more varieties of happy in his 9 years than I have witnessed from some humans I know.
Everything from languid contentment, to smug satisfaction, to victorious pride.
Just one of my cats has expressed more varieties of happy in his 9 years than I have witnessed from some humans I know.
Everything from languid contentment, to smug satisfaction, to victorious pride.
*what the ages are* matters too.
My wife & I are 7 year apart, we got married in our 30's. No one cared, because by then the life experience differential is negligible. 75 yr old marries a 60 yr old-same thing.
Now slap a large age gap marriage on a teenager... it may be fine, but I'm skeptical.
My wife & I are 7 year apart, we got married in our 30's. No one cared, because by then the life experience differential is negligible. 75 yr old marries a 60 yr old-same thing.
Now slap a large age gap marriage on a teenager... it may be fine, but I'm skeptical.
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
*what the ages are* matters too.
My wife & I are 7 year apart, we got married in our 30's. No one cared, because by then the life experience differential is negligible. 75 yr old marries a 60 yr old-same thing.
Now slap a large age gap marriage on a teenager... it may be fine, but I'm skeptical.
My wife & I are 7 year apart, we got married in our 30's. No one cared, because by then the life experience differential is negligible. 75 yr old marries a 60 yr old-same thing.
Now slap a large age gap marriage on a teenager... it may be fine, but I'm skeptical.
Brings back memories! although my sorting wasn't so neat, just piles.
Next step was haggling trades with my sister.
Next step was haggling trades with my sister.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Brings back memories! although my sorting wasn't so neat, just piles.
Next step was haggling trades with my sister.
Next step was haggling trades with my sister.
I've never considered what mating cardboard boxes would look like, so it feels strange to see this and think "so accurate!".
So, effective sketch, I think.
So, effective sketch, I think.
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I've never considered what mating cardboard boxes would look like, so it feels strange to see this and think "so accurate!".
So, effective sketch, I think.
So, effective sketch, I think.
I've never had the misfortune of Goldschlager, but I have heard bad things.
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I've never had the misfortune of Goldschlager, but I have heard bad things.
I could see that working.
November 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I could see that working.
Cement mixers are an evil coaguated joke.
Jaeger & redbull tastes surprisingly ok, Jaeger on its own is very not.
Shot-for-shot, I can't say if jaegermiester or rumple minze is worse.
Jaeger & redbull tastes surprisingly ok, Jaeger on its own is very not.
Shot-for-shot, I can't say if jaegermiester or rumple minze is worse.
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cement mixers are an evil coaguated joke.
Jaeger & redbull tastes surprisingly ok, Jaeger on its own is very not.
Shot-for-shot, I can't say if jaegermiester or rumple minze is worse.
Jaeger & redbull tastes surprisingly ok, Jaeger on its own is very not.
Shot-for-shot, I can't say if jaegermiester or rumple minze is worse.
Our boy Goblin likes to climb onto your chest, knead your collar bone, put his face in your face & demand nose-to-tail full body surface pets.
Periodically he tries to bite your face & nose during this process, but you can disrupt it by kissing his nose if you are fast enough.
Periodically he tries to bite your face & nose during this process, but you can disrupt it by kissing his nose if you are fast enough.
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Our boy Goblin likes to climb onto your chest, knead your collar bone, put his face in your face & demand nose-to-tail full body surface pets.
Periodically he tries to bite your face & nose during this process, but you can disrupt it by kissing his nose if you are fast enough.
Periodically he tries to bite your face & nose during this process, but you can disrupt it by kissing his nose if you are fast enough.
Sounds like a nice gift to yourself.
October 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Sounds like a nice gift to yourself.
There used to be a local spot that had "PANCAKE" on its menu for $3.
"Surely they mean a short stack?"
No. One glorious, perfect, foot diameter pancake that covered the entire plate, beautifully spiced with nutmeg & cinnamon.
I still miss PANCAKE.
"Surely they mean a short stack?"
No. One glorious, perfect, foot diameter pancake that covered the entire plate, beautifully spiced with nutmeg & cinnamon.
I still miss PANCAKE.
October 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
There used to be a local spot that had "PANCAKE" on its menu for $3.
"Surely they mean a short stack?"
No. One glorious, perfect, foot diameter pancake that covered the entire plate, beautifully spiced with nutmeg & cinnamon.
I still miss PANCAKE.
"Surely they mean a short stack?"
No. One glorious, perfect, foot diameter pancake that covered the entire plate, beautifully spiced with nutmeg & cinnamon.
I still miss PANCAKE.
I've supported ending sex segregation for school sports since I was IN school sports because the difference in resource allocation for girls' sports always struck me as another form of Negro League.
Now they're making matryoshka dolls of the same nonsense.
Now they're making matryoshka dolls of the same nonsense.
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I've supported ending sex segregation for school sports since I was IN school sports because the difference in resource allocation for girls' sports always struck me as another form of Negro League.
Now they're making matryoshka dolls of the same nonsense.
Now they're making matryoshka dolls of the same nonsense.
That sounds awesome!
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
That sounds awesome!
I imagined this occurring on a bus, or maybe in a bank teller line.
It was probably at your regular bar, but that's only a little better!
It was probably at your regular bar, but that's only a little better!
October 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I imagined this occurring on a bus, or maybe in a bank teller line.
It was probably at your regular bar, but that's only a little better!
It was probably at your regular bar, but that's only a little better!
This has no right to be that cute.
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This has no right to be that cute.