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I would have scuttled hurried.
“afoul” is one of the worst ways to run of
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
have sex off and 50% of a pair of dice
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
National anthems are weird. Hey the country I live in has its own song. Oh yeah? Is it a banger? Does it whip ass?
October 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Somehow, Palpaturn retined…
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
oh i’m praying, alright
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
she hagar on my horrible til i marmaduke
September 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Cubes for my Boys
September 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
pop-up ass
September 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the children yearn for knobs and buttons and switches
August 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oh man I guess the toothpaste is out of the bag on this one
August 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Me, when Geoff is being mean: You’re a real geork
August 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
🎶 Give your tits long-lasting titness…

🎶 …with Big Tits
August 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
not all sandwich artists work at subway
August 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Why do we care where Waldo is he’s not bothering anybody
August 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Question:

What is the greatest song of all time and why is it “Farewell Transmission” by Jason Molina?
August 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
ofc they’d send Men around the Moon to get a look at its ass
August 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
*to the O’Reilly Auto Parts jingle*

Who, who, who
Who are these?
(Who are these?)

Body parts

Ow!
August 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Take care of yourself, Andy Chuther
July 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Jayson Tatum implies the existence of Jayfather Tatum
July 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
the worst kind of timing to be is two
July 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I was so poor growing up we had to listen to Exile on 257th St.
July 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
36 is just too many crazyfists
July 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
not all who big are lots
July 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
this weekend im giving it “full beans”
July 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight. It’s how many dogs there are. And how long the fight is. And what the rules are. But this time… it’s personal.” -Gandhi
July 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM