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I would have scuttled hurried.
Cubes for my Boys
September 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
*Fred Schneider voice*

HUT LANE BABY!
June 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Sips don’t cost
March 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
January 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Blues Guy Elders
December 14, 2024 at 5:35 PM
It’s true every year
December 4, 2024 at 8:28 PM
oh noo
November 21, 2024 at 4:37 PM
mfw the dwarf breathes so loud i could have shot him in the dark
November 21, 2024 at 4:33 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump has nominated Salacious B. Crumb as the head of the Department Of Not Cackling Maniacally All The Time
November 20, 2024 at 8:21 PM
November 2, 2024 at 3:52 PM
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Toes
October 11, 2024 at 10:51 PM
@chasemacri.bsky.social Did you inspect this elevator?
October 5, 2024 at 3:53 AM
FIRE!
August 29, 2024 at 1:35 AM
MFW Prinova is a Nagase Group
June 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
April 24, 2024 at 4:07 AM
When my manservant Malcolm neglects his nightly duties which include closing my eyes for me before I go to sleep
March 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I’m still lurking over there and still muting, though even this many is not nearly enough
March 25, 2024 at 12:52 AM
*LCD Soundsystem voice*
March 20, 2024 at 5:03 PM
🎶 If you find yourself in a sticky wicket
Then pick up the phone and call 🎵
March 13, 2024 at 6:46 PM
she got that purple dino snatch
she got that
March 6, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Who bumped off the old millionaire? Oh gee, I dunno, have you considered the
February 28, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Oh sure, tennis has a Blue Mario, but baseball has a
February 18, 2024 at 8:24 PM
February 18, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Sun-Maid Raisins lady could get it
February 11, 2024 at 9:33 PM
You (refined): H.R. Giger once designed a phallus-shaped motorcycle

Me (shit for brains): H.R. Giger made a
January 8, 2024 at 3:03 AM