gaba goob
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while you were having premarital sex, i was studying every pixel of 2002's Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak for the Game Boy Advance (we are not the same)
family is weird cuz i would not hang out with MOST of these mfs if we werent related
February 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
family is weird cuz i would not hang out with MOST of these mfs if we werent related
i dont understand how ive managed to hang onto these nyx lip liners for 5+ years but i lost the ONE mac lipliner i have, that i literally bought 6 mos ago
February 2, 2025 at 7:40 AM
i dont understand how ive managed to hang onto these nyx lip liners for 5+ years but i lost the ONE mac lipliner i have, that i literally bought 6 mos ago
was this all a stunt to help boost Trump's favorability?
January 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
was this all a stunt to help boost Trump's favorability?
someone please tell rednote netizens that left turns are illegal in New Jersey. i just feel like they'd get a kick out of that
January 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
someone please tell rednote netizens that left turns are illegal in New Jersey. i just feel like they'd get a kick out of that
aw, i reposted this on tumblr in 2013. i wish i could go back in time and tell the lil guy that we made it.
January 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
aw, i reposted this on tumblr in 2013. i wish i could go back in time and tell the lil guy that we made it.
i sold four perfumes on facebook in under two hours 😭 fragrance girlies are FERAL and i love it!
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
i sold four perfumes on facebook in under two hours 😭 fragrance girlies are FERAL and i love it!
the fact that i have to spend hundreds of dollars to see is insane. i wouldve died in the wild by age 8. (i went to the eye dr today and ordered new glasses for my new - slightly worse - prescription)
January 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
the fact that i have to spend hundreds of dollars to see is insane. i wouldve died in the wild by age 8. (i went to the eye dr today and ordered new glasses for my new - slightly worse - prescription)
if sex and the city has no haters, i'm dead
January 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
if sex and the city has no haters, i'm dead
bwahahaha.... [rubs hands together like a fly]
December 20, 2024 at 6:59 AM
bwahahaha.... [rubs hands together like a fly]
[on the phone with Shabir while I'm on my way home]
me: i found this Middle Eastern dessert "halva" and i got it for you
Shabir: ugh just bc its "middle eastern" doesn't mean I've had it. I never heard of halva
[at home]
Shabir: ...I haven't had this since I was a kid. I missed this dessert. thank u
me: i found this Middle Eastern dessert "halva" and i got it for you
Shabir: ugh just bc its "middle eastern" doesn't mean I've had it. I never heard of halva
[at home]
Shabir: ...I haven't had this since I was a kid. I missed this dessert. thank u
December 17, 2024 at 3:17 PM
[on the phone with Shabir while I'm on my way home]
me: i found this Middle Eastern dessert "halva" and i got it for you
Shabir: ugh just bc its "middle eastern" doesn't mean I've had it. I never heard of halva
[at home]
Shabir: ...I haven't had this since I was a kid. I missed this dessert. thank u
me: i found this Middle Eastern dessert "halva" and i got it for you
Shabir: ugh just bc its "middle eastern" doesn't mean I've had it. I never heard of halva
[at home]
Shabir: ...I haven't had this since I was a kid. I missed this dessert. thank u
me, The Fuck You Guy, because i had to grab him for two minutes to weigh him
December 17, 2024 at 1:46 AM
me, The Fuck You Guy, because i had to grab him for two minutes to weigh him
franky had his first vet visit today & the dr said hes perfect 💗
December 11, 2024 at 7:21 PM
franky had his first vet visit today & the dr said hes perfect 💗
[scene: unfortunately, my grandmother's funeral. at the cemetery]
me: [tries to fart discreetly, hoping for a gust of wind that never came]
my sister: *sniff* *sniff* who just shit themselves
me: [tries to fart discreetly, hoping for a gust of wind that never came]
my sister: *sniff* *sniff* who just shit themselves
December 9, 2024 at 8:29 PM
[scene: unfortunately, my grandmother's funeral. at the cemetery]
me: [tries to fart discreetly, hoping for a gust of wind that never came]
my sister: *sniff* *sniff* who just shit themselves
me: [tries to fart discreetly, hoping for a gust of wind that never came]
my sister: *sniff* *sniff* who just shit themselves
my friend's shitty roommate finally left, but he was left to unsheathe the gnarliest cum stain we've ever seen. i did not ss the picture to save ur eyes, but i have been giggling at this convo.
December 1, 2024 at 6:28 AM
my friend's shitty roommate finally left, but he was left to unsheathe the gnarliest cum stain we've ever seen. i did not ss the picture to save ur eyes, but i have been giggling at this convo.
shabir said he's proposing next year! so i got my ass up and got to work!
November 27, 2024 at 6:52 AM
shabir said he's proposing next year! so i got my ass up and got to work!
a dozen high-end mascaras are on sale at ulta rn, all for $12. the savings is the most significant for estee lauder's (reg $34!) and i just know it wont be better than my maybelline but, sure, i'll try it
November 27, 2024 at 12:55 AM
a dozen high-end mascaras are on sale at ulta rn, all for $12. the savings is the most significant for estee lauder's (reg $34!) and i just know it wont be better than my maybelline but, sure, i'll try it
i need a cream/liquid blush that looks like pinched cheeks. i'm sick of bright pinks and mauves. and if i see another orange red, i'll die. give me a blue red, either muted in color or with buildable coverage. maybe both! and it better not lean purple. its gotta look like blood.
November 27, 2024 at 12:32 AM
i need a cream/liquid blush that looks like pinched cheeks. i'm sick of bright pinks and mauves. and if i see another orange red, i'll die. give me a blue red, either muted in color or with buildable coverage. maybe both! and it better not lean purple. its gotta look like blood.
gorlies who swear by mac cosmetics always are the most beautiful gorgeous
November 27, 2024 at 12:08 AM
gorlies who swear by mac cosmetics always are the most beautiful gorgeous
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
i rearranged & cleared out some my closet & under the bed storage today and it took me three and a half hours. i am a packrat who holds onto too many things. i had six boxes of band-aids. for what??? (they were probably on sale at some point appox 3 years ago)
November 17, 2024 at 2:31 AM
i rearranged & cleared out some my closet & under the bed storage today and it took me three and a half hours. i am a packrat who holds onto too many things. i had six boxes of band-aids. for what??? (they were probably on sale at some point appox 3 years ago)
Reposted by gaba goob
I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving
mike tyson should fuck jake paul's girlfriend
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 AM
mike tyson should fuck jake paul's girlfriend
mike tyson kissing his son on the cheek and saying i love you, just for him to turn his back to the camera with his ENTIRE ASS OUT, was pure cinema.
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
mike tyson kissing his son on the cheek and saying i love you, just for him to turn his back to the camera with his ENTIRE ASS OUT, was pure cinema.
i hope mike tyson releases 16 pigeons out from under his wingspan and they peck jake paul's eyes out
November 16, 2024 at 2:21 AM
i hope mike tyson releases 16 pigeons out from under his wingspan and they peck jake paul's eyes out
i didnt realize that boxing is twelve 3 minute rounds like thats NUTS
November 16, 2024 at 2:18 AM
i didnt realize that boxing is twelve 3 minute rounds like thats NUTS