Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog
@nettlebehr.bsky.social
I thought I would be a hero, turns out I’m just a lollipop’s worst nightmare. || Roleplay Account / OC / 23 y.o. ||
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Nettle was an aspiring biologist, working his way through high school when cosmic radiation from a meteorite changed him forever!
Now, gifted with less-than-ideal abilities, Nettle must protect the planet he loves while discovering who he truly is!
Now, gifted with less-than-ideal abilities, Nettle must protect the planet he loves while discovering who he truly is!
She understands me.
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
She understands me.
“We listen and we don’t judge.”
“I will not judge your interests”
He’s judging his interests
He’s judging his interests
You didn’t hear nothin’.
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“We listen and we don’t judge.”
You didn’t hear nothin’.
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You didn’t hear nothin’.
Whatever you say.
YOU HAVE SEEN
N O T H I N G
N O T H I N G
I mean would not because I’m engaged
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Whatever you say.
would
YES, I HAVE A HEAD WITH. NO. FACE.
I'M-
[Takes off helmet.]
// 🎨: Dave Rapoza
I'M-
[Takes off helmet.]
// 🎨: Dave Rapoza
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
would
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
me waiting for my girlfriend to compliment me
a frog is sitting on a green table with its legs crossed
ALT: a frog is sitting on a green table with its legs crossed
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
me waiting for my girlfriend to compliment me
…and an apple fritter!
Cake? I'll get cake... And donuts!
…go steal some snacks from the bakery.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
…and an apple fritter!
…go steal some snacks from the bakery.
Oh. Okay!
Oh, we’re watching Sonic.
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
…go steal some snacks from the bakery.
Oh, we’re watching Sonic.
Who—or what—is Sonic the Hedgehog?
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Oh, we’re watching Sonic.
SONIC IS REAL?!
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
SONIC IS REAL?!
I hope it’s Sonic the Hedgehog.
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I hope it’s Sonic the Hedgehog.
I mean, am I wrong?
Oh.
I don’t want our baby shunted through the shadow dimension.
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I mean, am I wrong?
I don’t want our baby shunted through the shadow dimension.
If we get really technical, I could teleport it out of me.
Hey, you never know, maybe it’ll just… slide out.
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I don’t want our baby shunted through the shadow dimension.
Hey, you never know, maybe it’ll just… slide out.
When I have this baby I'm going to psychically transfer the pain over to you.
Ugh, you’re such a pushover. I thought I was going to be the fun but yet irresponsible parent.
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Hey, you never know, maybe it’ll just… slide out.
Ugh, you’re such a pushover. I thought I was going to be the fun but yet irresponsible parent.
They have really big eyes and they said "please"...
You’re the one that gave them the sticky snacks. I told you not to.
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ugh, you’re such a pushover. I thought I was going to be the fun but yet irresponsible parent.
You’re the one that gave them the sticky snacks. I told you not to.
You know if they have sticky hands, it'll be your fault, right?
…if our kid has sticky hands, they’re not touching my stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You’re the one that gave them the sticky snacks. I told you not to.
…if our kid has sticky hands, they’re not touching my stuff.
Oh. Well, yeah, I guess.
Yeah, but that’s ours.
Other kids have sticky hands.
Other kids have sticky hands.
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
…if our kid has sticky hands, they’re not touching my stuff.
Yeah, but that’s ours.
Other kids have sticky hands.
Other kids have sticky hands.
I'M LITERALLY PREGNANT? WITH OUR CHILD?
Kids.
Gross.
Gross.
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yeah, but that’s ours.
Other kids have sticky hands.
Other kids have sticky hands.
Kids.
Gross.
Gross.
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Kids.
Gross.
Gross.
Sorry, the people deserved to know.
My career is over.
Blue Beetle? More like poo beetle. Gottem.
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sorry, the people deserved to know.
Blue Beetle? More like poo beetle. Gottem.
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Blue Beetle? More like poo beetle. Gottem.
I’d still love you.
Actually relating to this personally cuz if I don't tone down power usage I used to transform into a gangly glowing gremlin that would terrorize the sewers.
November 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’d still love you.