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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog

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I thought I would be a hero, turns out I’m just a lollipop’s worst nightmare. || Roleplay Account / OC / 23 y.o. ||

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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Dec 19

Nettle was an aspiring biologist, working his way through high school when cosmic radiation from a meteorite changed him forever!

Now, gifted with less-than-ideal abilities, Nettle must protect the planet he loves while discovering who he truly is!

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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · 13d

I miss my girlboss fiancé.

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 23

Ugh, all evening spent searching a sewer and nothing to show for it.

Why were Gotham Sewers like that???

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Lex Luthor @lexcorpceo.bsky.social · Aug 23

// might be going to hell for this one.

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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 22

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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 22

I agree, honey!

Cienn Sinclair @cienn.sunder.my · Aug 22

Sex on the beach? ❌
Sex on a squeaky bed frame? ❌
Sex in a hotel room with paper thin walls? ❌
Sex in a gorgeous cabin retreat with no one for miles in any direction so no one can hear you scream? ❌ That's a horror movie
Sex where both parties are comfortable and consent? ✅

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 22

“The only other friend I had moved to Coast City.” And he prayed Marco avoided all this crap.

“Okay. I can start the search for him and reach out and see if I can get in contact with someone who knows how to work those systems.

How is she doing?” She being Sasha.

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 22

“Ugh, okay, I might know one if you don’t.” Fuck, fuck, fuck.

“Okay, one thing at a time. Did you catch Coda, lock him up somewhere?”

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 22

“Fuck. I never really met Coda’s uncle, but when I did, he was a dick. What are the odds you can strong arm him to delete those samples?”

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 22

Well shit.

“Joel, if I had known he was going to be so stupid, I would never have introduced you two.”

A pause. “Did you get the samples from the lab when this all went down?”

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 22

“I—. Huh? What happened?” What the fuck did Joel mean? What the fuck had happened since he had been at the lab?

“Start from the beginning.”

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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 22

Oh.

“What happened? Did… did the xenomorph get him?” He had heard of the alien, the same creature that killed Coda’s parents. Maybe Nettle should’ve gone after it, tried to take care of it himself.

“Sorry, uh, yeah, go ahead. Is he hurt?”

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 22

“Y’ello?” The man answered, one hand flipping through a parent book for metahumans.

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The Rabbit @bunnyburglar.bsky.social · Aug 22

Banking Made Easy:

A mini-solo / open-starter by CablesOut.

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Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 21

Oh boy, I hope introducing Joel to my old friend had no negative consequences for anyone.

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 21

Damn it.

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 20

Ah, I see.

Should I assume that your dowry is fake?

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 20

But I thought you were marrying me for my money?

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 20

Have a good day, Mad Hatter.

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 20

… BUDDY?

God, why didn’t I say buster or bucko? Would’ve been just as intimidating.

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 20

Exactly. You understand.

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 20

(Damn. When the guy was right, he was right.)

I’m watch you, buddy.

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 20

Dude, you’re dressed like the Oncler met the Mask.

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 20

Until then, I’ll just be neglected and hid away… kept there until a beautiful, strong princess comes and saves me from my jail.

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 20

Conspiring with a known and active criminal.

But I ain’t a cop. Let them tell you.

Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog @nettlebehr.bsky.social · Aug 20

So, let’s skip the chit chat. You gonna surrender willingly or do we have to fight? I’m sorta in the middle of something so if you could take yourself to jail, that would be amazing.