Nettle Behr | Leap-Frog
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I thought I would be a hero, turns out I’m just a lollipop’s worst nightmare. || Roleplay Account / OC / 23 y.o. ||
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Nettle was an aspiring biologist, working his way through high school when cosmic radiation from a meteorite changed him forever!
Now, gifted with less-than-ideal abilities, Nettle must protect the planet he loves while discovering who he truly is!
Now, gifted with less-than-ideal abilities, Nettle must protect the planet he loves while discovering who he truly is!
“Wait until you find out about the Evil Doctor.”
“…it’s a spectrum. People can be different.
……also I hate The Good Doctor.”
……also I hate The Good Doctor.”
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
“Wait until you find out about the Evil Doctor.”
“It’s hard to feel lucky when a dude just crashed through my roof but I guess this is best case scenario for after that happens.”
Rubbing his forehead, he looked down at the rubble. “I’ll go get the broom.”
Rubbing his forehead, he looked down at the rubble. “I’ll go get the broom.”
Joel looked up at the ceiling.
"Well... Luckily for you, my mom made me fix the roof myself every time I broke it. So I've got some experience."
"Well... Luckily for you, my mom made me fix the roof myself every time I broke it. So I've got some experience."
Looks up at the hole.
Looks down at the rubble.
“Do you think now would be a bad time for me to tell Cienn I forgot to get renter’s insurance?”
Looks down at the rubble.
“Do you think now would be a bad time for me to tell Cienn I forgot to get renter’s insurance?”
January 27, 2026 at 2:08 PM
“It’s hard to feel lucky when a dude just crashed through my roof but I guess this is best case scenario for after that happens.”
Rubbing his forehead, he looked down at the rubble. “I’ll go get the broom.”
Rubbing his forehead, he looked down at the rubble. “I’ll go get the broom.”
Looks up at the hole.
Looks down at the rubble.
“Do you think now would be a bad time for me to tell Cienn I forgot to get renter’s insurance?”
Looks down at the rubble.
“Do you think now would be a bad time for me to tell Cienn I forgot to get renter’s insurance?”
"... Sometimes."
“… and do you normally crash through ceilings?”
January 27, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Looks up at the hole.
Looks down at the rubble.
“Do you think now would be a bad time for me to tell Cienn I forgot to get renter’s insurance?”
Looks down at the rubble.
“Do you think now would be a bad time for me to tell Cienn I forgot to get renter’s insurance?”
“… and do you normally crash through ceilings?”
Joel shrugged.
"I roof hop all the time. It's a fast way to get around."
"I roof hop all the time. It's a fast way to get around."
“Why the hell are you landing on the roof????? We have a front door!”
January 27, 2026 at 3:01 AM
“… and do you normally crash through ceilings?”
“Why the hell are you landing on the roof????? We have a front door!”
Brushes some rubble off his clothes.
"... So I guess that roof wasn't as structurally sound as I thought."
"... So I guess that roof wasn't as structurally sound as I thought."
It’s almost like the city is aslEEP WHAT THE FUCK.
“JOEL?????”
“JOEL?????”
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 AM
“Why the hell are you landing on the roof????? We have a front door!”
It’s almost like the city is aslEEP WHAT THE FUCK.
“JOEL?????”
“JOEL?????”
Crashes through the roof.
It’s quiet out there.
January 26, 2026 at 9:25 PM
It’s almost like the city is aslEEP WHAT THE FUCK.
“JOEL?????”
“JOEL?????”
It’s quiet out there.
January 26, 2026 at 9:20 PM
It’s quiet out there.
Boring-ly!
Not much crime lately… which I guess is good!
Not much crime lately… which I guess is good!
Young frog! How goes the crime-fighting?
Morning, Cid!
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Boring-ly!
Not much crime lately… which I guess is good!
Not much crime lately… which I guess is good!
Morning, Cid!
GOOD MORNING, HEROES!
January 24, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Morning, Cid!
I’m just sayin
WOW
Make the baby right or else I’m taking it to the customer service desk
January 23, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I’m just sayin
“Bees won’t sting you unless you are a direct threat to the nest… sometimes they won’t sting you even if you are. Male honeybees can’t sting and the females will die if they do.
And the buzzing? Cisco, you of all people should appreciate vibrations with a purpose.”
And the buzzing? Cisco, you of all people should appreciate vibrations with a purpose.”
“Getting stung and that sound they make when they get too close to your ear”
“Okay, but why? What about them makes you uncomfortable?”
January 23, 2026 at 8:47 PM
“Bees won’t sting you unless you are a direct threat to the nest… sometimes they won’t sting you even if you are. Male honeybees can’t sting and the females will die if they do.
And the buzzing? Cisco, you of all people should appreciate vibrations with a purpose.”
And the buzzing? Cisco, you of all people should appreciate vibrations with a purpose.”
Make the baby right or else I’m taking it to the customer service desk
wow
January 23, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Make the baby right or else I’m taking it to the customer service desk
“Okay, but why? What about them makes you uncomfortable?”
“THEY FREAK ME OUT!”
“They are not! Life on earth exists the way you know of it because of them!”
January 23, 2026 at 8:10 PM
“Okay, but why? What about them makes you uncomfortable?”
“They are not! Life on earth exists the way you know of it because of them!”
“Then the kid is very wise. Bees are scary”
“What if my kid is scared of bees?”
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
“They are not! Life on earth exists the way you know of it because of them!”
“What if my kid is scared of bees?”
January 23, 2026 at 7:07 PM
“What if my kid is scared of bees?”
I believe in you!
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I believe in you!
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I refuse to believe kindness is a lost cause.
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I refuse to believe kindness is a lost cause.
What’s the magic word?
Coffee
January 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
What’s the magic word?
“Perfect! I’ll gather some stuff together and we’ll meet in three weeks! Jesus, I’m actually really excited about this. Does that make me a nerd?”
A fair question, even if it takes a moment for her to consider an answer.
"A visual learner. I can make do with anything written down."
"A visual learner. I can make do with anything written down."
“Hey, makes it easier.” He grinned, nodding. “I’ll see you then. Are you more of a visual learner or a written-down learner?”
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
“Perfect! I’ll gather some stuff together and we’ll meet in three weeks! Jesus, I’m actually really excited about this. Does that make me a nerd?”
“Hey, makes it easier.” He grinned, nodding. “I’ll see you then. Are you more of a visual learner or a written-down learner?”
"I'm a specifics kind of person." Which wasn't really a lie, as much as she hated telling people about herself.
“Very specific but sure! I’ll be there!” God, 8AM. It was like middle school all over again.
January 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
“Hey, makes it easier.” He grinned, nodding. “I’ll see you then. Are you more of a visual learner or a written-down learner?”
“Very specific but sure! I’ll be there!” God, 8AM. It was like middle school all over again.
"Will you meet me at the library in three weeks at 8 AM?"
“We can start whenever! Only thing I have is my new job, but that’s during the day
And no? Not if you don’t want to. We can meet at the library… or wherever!”
And no? Not if you don’t want to. We can meet at the library… or wherever!”
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
“Very specific but sure! I’ll be there!” God, 8AM. It was like middle school all over again.
“Ugh. Now I have to go get non-lethal traps.”
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“Ugh. Now I have to go get non-lethal traps.”
“OW. OW. STOP. STOP.”
Okay, just releasing the rat as soon as he’s turned around, hoping the distance will scare the rat away from the wires.
Okay, just releasing the rat as soon as he’s turned around, hoping the distance will scare the rat away from the wires.
That's a quick way for him to get the rat to FREAK THE FUCK OUT. It's a whirlwind of tiny claws and sharp teeth at it tries to get out of his grip.
Cue him trying to pick the rat up by its scruff. Rat teeth were sharp as shit. He didn’t need any diseases.
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“OW. OW. STOP. STOP.”
Okay, just releasing the rat as soon as he’s turned around, hoping the distance will scare the rat away from the wires.
Okay, just releasing the rat as soon as he’s turned around, hoping the distance will scare the rat away from the wires.