Alfred E. Neuman
@neuman-alfred-e.bsky.social
Technogeek from the way-back years when it wasn't cool. Believer in Truth, Justice, and the Rule of Law.
What if there's secret writing on the letters, Pam?
Back in 1954, when I was just getting started at MAD Magazine, we wrote our secret messages using lemon juice.
I'm wondering if the geniuses at your DOJ have been checking Trump's sex letters to Epstein for it?
tinyurl.com/Trump2Epstein
Back in 1954, when I was just getting started at MAD Magazine, we wrote our secret messages using lemon juice.
I'm wondering if the geniuses at your DOJ have been checking Trump's sex letters to Epstein for it?
tinyurl.com/Trump2Epstein
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What if there's secret writing on the letters, Pam?
Back in 1954, when I was just getting started at MAD Magazine, we wrote our secret messages using lemon juice.
I'm wondering if the geniuses at your DOJ have been checking Trump's sex letters to Epstein for it?
tinyurl.com/Trump2Epstein
Back in 1954, when I was just getting started at MAD Magazine, we wrote our secret messages using lemon juice.
I'm wondering if the geniuses at your DOJ have been checking Trump's sex letters to Epstein for it?
tinyurl.com/Trump2Epstein
I must say the orange turd does bring a certain "je ne sais quoi" to the Kennedy Center that is totally, and remarkably unique to him.
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I must say the orange turd does bring a certain "je ne sais quoi" to the Kennedy Center that is totally, and remarkably unique to him.
Watch out, Susie! There's an evil, sadistic clown in the White House sewer. You'd better get out while you can!
December 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Watch out, Susie! There's an evil, sadistic clown in the White House sewer. You'd better get out while you can!
What if he gave a speech and no one watched it?
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What if he gave a speech and no one watched it?
Meanwhile at the FIFA draw... senile crackpot, Donald J. Trump was honored with a bribe naming him the "Most Psychopathic Clown" ever, as he received the prestigious "Biggest Horse's Ass" medal recognizing his never ending, malicious, misanthropic attempts to destroy democracy.
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Meanwhile at the FIFA draw... senile crackpot, Donald J. Trump was honored with a bribe naming him the "Most Psychopathic Clown" ever, as he received the prestigious "Biggest Horse's Ass" medal recognizing his never ending, malicious, misanthropic attempts to destroy democracy.
Attendance for the Kennedy Center’s performance of The Nutcracker is "sucking wind" thanks to Donald Trump's narcissism, senile dementia, and ineptitude. Odds are 10,000 to 1 that he will blame it on Joe Biden and the radical Democrats. Everything he touches turns into a huge pile of $hit . . . 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Attendance for the Kennedy Center’s performance of The Nutcracker is "sucking wind" thanks to Donald Trump's narcissism, senile dementia, and ineptitude. Odds are 10,000 to 1 that he will blame it on Joe Biden and the radical Democrats. Everything he touches turns into a huge pile of $hit . . . 🤣
And now he's selling copies to every inbred, red hat wearing lowlife south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
And now he's selling copies to every inbred, red hat wearing lowlife south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
There's only 1 Bible Trump believes in...
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There's only 1 Bible Trump believes in...
Meanwhile at the FIFA draw... senile crackpot, Donald J. Trump was honored with a bribe naming him the "Most Psychopathic Clown" ever, as he received the prestigious "Biggest Horse's Ass" medal recognizing his never ending, malicious, misanthropic attempts to destroy democracy.
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Meanwhile at the FIFA draw... senile crackpot, Donald J. Trump was honored with a bribe naming him the "Most Psychopathic Clown" ever, as he received the prestigious "Biggest Horse's Ass" medal recognizing his never ending, malicious, misanthropic attempts to destroy democracy.
Senile Crackpot, Donald J. Trump was honored with a bribe today naming him the "Most Psychopathic Clown" at the FIFA World Cup Final Draw in Washington, DC as he received the prestigious "Biggest Horse's Ass" medal recognizing his never ending, malicious, misanthropic attempts to destroy democracy.
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Senile Crackpot, Donald J. Trump was honored with a bribe today naming him the "Most Psychopathic Clown" at the FIFA World Cup Final Draw in Washington, DC as he received the prestigious "Biggest Horse's Ass" medal recognizing his never ending, malicious, misanthropic attempts to destroy democracy.
The National Guardsman would not have been shot had Trump not ordered them to DC.
My sincere condolences to their families for this terrible thing happening right before the holidays.
My sincere condolences to their families for this terrible thing happening right before the holidays.
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The National Guardsman would not have been shot had Trump not ordered them to DC.
My sincere condolences to their families for this terrible thing happening right before the holidays.
My sincere condolences to their families for this terrible thing happening right before the holidays.
Under interrogation Bubba will finally reveal the last memory he has from Epstein's Island . . .
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Under interrogation Bubba will finally reveal the last memory he has from Epstein's Island . . .
What rock is KKKrazy KKKaroline going to crawl back underneath when the Liar in Chief is removed from his gilded throne?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiiQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiiQ...
Bring me a small lyre
YouTube video by Average_Skipper
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November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
What rock is KKKrazy KKKaroline going to crawl back underneath when the Liar in Chief is removed from his gilded throne?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiiQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiiQ...
A picture is worth 1,000 words.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A picture is worth 1,000 words.
A reminder, Comrade Trump, of what happened to to the statues and monuments Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini erected for their own self-glorification. They were torn down, defaced, and spat upon by the very people they sought to dominate.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A reminder, Comrade Trump, of what happened to to the statues and monuments Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini erected for their own self-glorification. They were torn down, defaced, and spat upon by the very people they sought to dominate.
Hey, Relax guy. It's a democratic hoax to distract attention away from my deal to reopen the government. I'm not a sexual predator . . . I wasn't anywhere near Mexico City . . . I'm not a liar . . . It's a witch hunt . . .
a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with his mouth taped
ALT: a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with his mouth taped
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hey, Relax guy. It's a democratic hoax to distract attention away from my deal to reopen the government. I'm not a sexual predator . . . I wasn't anywhere near Mexico City . . . I'm not a liar . . . It's a witch hunt . . .
Tammy Faye Baker recommends the Commander in Chief should be using using smudge proof makeup if it can be found in his shade or orange.
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tammy Faye Baker recommends the Commander in Chief should be using using smudge proof makeup if it can be found in his shade or orange.
The Orange Turd wasn't singing God Bless America. If you read his lips the words he was mouthing were:
Gawd bless the Billionaires, those who bribe me
Stand beneath them & kneel to the king
With insider trading, lies and cheating
Take it all from the SNAP babies urban poor
And give it all to ME
Gawd bless the Billionaires, those who bribe me
Stand beneath them & kneel to the king
With insider trading, lies and cheating
Take it all from the SNAP babies urban poor
And give it all to ME
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The Orange Turd wasn't singing God Bless America. If you read his lips the words he was mouthing were:
Gawd bless the Billionaires, those who bribe me
Stand beneath them & kneel to the king
With insider trading, lies and cheating
Take it all from the SNAP babies urban poor
And give it all to ME
Gawd bless the Billionaires, those who bribe me
Stand beneath them & kneel to the king
With insider trading, lies and cheating
Take it all from the SNAP babies urban poor
And give it all to ME
He was probably pi$$ing his diaper when this was going on . . .
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
He was probably pi$$ing his diaper when this was going on . . .
Presidents that were respected and cheered, and Presidents that are hated and booed.
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Presidents that were respected and cheered, and Presidents that are hated and booed.
Scaramucci's quote "Trump was a grifter who really wants to hurt people" rings true.
DJT was, without a doubt, beaten & hazed in military school when his senile old man sent Donald there to "make a man out of him"
Now, all Donnie wants is to be the bully & take revenge on others to silence them!
DJT was, without a doubt, beaten & hazed in military school when his senile old man sent Donald there to "make a man out of him"
Now, all Donnie wants is to be the bully & take revenge on others to silence them!
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Scaramucci's quote "Trump was a grifter who really wants to hurt people" rings true.
DJT was, without a doubt, beaten & hazed in military school when his senile old man sent Donald there to "make a man out of him"
Now, all Donnie wants is to be the bully & take revenge on others to silence them!
DJT was, without a doubt, beaten & hazed in military school when his senile old man sent Donald there to "make a man out of him"
Now, all Donnie wants is to be the bully & take revenge on others to silence them!
Letter to the Editor of The New Yorker:
Ummm . . . Do any of your readers know how to remove ketchup stains from gold leafed walls?
Signed,
Curious voter
Ummm . . . Do any of your readers know how to remove ketchup stains from gold leafed walls?
Signed,
Curious voter
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Letter to the Editor of The New Yorker:
Ummm . . . Do any of your readers know how to remove ketchup stains from gold leafed walls?
Signed,
Curious voter
Ummm . . . Do any of your readers know how to remove ketchup stains from gold leafed walls?
Signed,
Curious voter
"Thoughts and Prayers" for all the red hatted MAGA voters that elected The Orange Menace . . .
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"Thoughts and Prayers" for all the red hatted MAGA voters that elected The Orange Menace . . .