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Alfred E. Neuman
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Technogeek from the way-back years when it wasn't cool. Believer in Truth, Justice, and the Rule of Law.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Trump's Nobel Prize desperation now a 'running joke' among diplomats.

Just one question: Does it come with a red hat?

www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
October 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hey Tommy: This hat's for you!

www.newsbreak.com/raw-story-20...
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ex-pastor at Pete Hegseth’s church calls for public executions and says Bible backs Ice raids. What's next? Stoning immigrants in the town square?

Read the article here --> tinyurl.com/Holy-Mackerel

Jesus's reaction . . .
August 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This should make heads explode in Maga states everywhere. 🤣
August 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Trump Freaks Out Over Reports He Massively Fumbled Putin Meeting newrepublic.com/post/199205/... via @newrepublic.com
Trump Freaks Out Over Reports He Massively Fumbled Putin Meeting
Despite his administration’s efforts to spin things, Donald Trump did not come out of the summit looking strong.
newrepublic.com
August 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Excellent comment from the Terminator himself!
August 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Reposted by Alfred E. Neuman
Listen to her. Believe her.
Maria Farmer is a strong inspiring survivor of Maxwell and Epstein’s abuses. She’s right when she says pedophilia is not a partisan issue but rather a societal problem. We need to give a voice to the victims who want to testify and trust them. We should not rely on an abuser to know what happened.
July 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reposted by Alfred E. Neuman
"Jeffrey Epstein’s little black book is one of the most cursed documents ever compiled in this miserable, dying country." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
I called everyone in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book.
What I learned about rich people, conspiracy, Ghislaine, stand-up comedy, and evil from 2,000 phone calls.
www.motherjones.com
July 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Karoline Levitt ditches religious necklace after Jon Stewart’s brutal joke: ‘Some sort of weird Pinocchio cross’
‘By the way, I think that the more she lies, the bigger her cross gets,’ Daily Show host says of White House spokeswoman"

Nah, she's just wearing higher necklines to cover up the burns.
July 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social

Дональд Трамп, самый славный герой и лучший друг Владимира Путина и Российской Республики.

(Donald Trump, most glorious hero and best snuggle buddy of Vladimir Putin and the Russian Republic.)
July 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I wonder where Kathy Griffin is today?
July 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Exclusive video --> from the aircraft cockpit <-- of Taco's failed bombing of Iran.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=is5u...
Dr. Strangelove (1964) - Major Kong Rides the Bomb
YouTube video by 4K Archivist
www.youtube.com
June 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
NATO chief dubs Trump 'daddy' as US President likens Israel-Iran conflict to 'two kids in school yard'

"Mark Rutte's words of praise for Donald Trump reached new heights as the Nato chief called the US president “daddy” in a bizarre press conference in the Hague."

tinyurl.com/SchoolyardBu...
NATO chief dubs Trump 'daddy' as US President likens Israel-Iran conflict to 'two kids in school yard'
In a bizarre incident, NATO chief Mark Rutte dubbed US President Donald Trump as 'daddy' while applauding the president for cursing out Israel and Iran in an on-air press gaggle. With Rutte sitting be...
economictimes.indiatimes.com
June 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Nothing makes Taco Man more livid than being labeled a failure by the Intelligence Community and the Press. 🤣

#https://tinyurl.com/FbombTaco
June 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reposted by Alfred E. Neuman
Lara Trump was all smiles as she posed for a poolside photo wearing a bikini and a "Four More Years" cap this week.
Lara Trump sports purple bikini and controversial cap in pool selfie
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June 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
One of the best SNLs in years starring Taco Don and his spawn. "The White POTUS"

www.facebook.com/watch/?v=100...
June 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Taco failed pathetically with a disappointing turnout for his birthday parade of “thundering tanks & breathtaking flyovers" roaring through Washington DC that truly showed how weak he is compared with the authoritarian dictators he fantasizes himself to be like.

#Trump Always Chickens Out.
June 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
For anyone not going to King Trump's birthday parade you can watch a preview here.

youtu.be/6bgFGaKrhps?...
North Korea military parade: Kim Jong Un shows off ballistic missiles to Russia, China delegation
YouTube video by Global News
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June 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Reposted by Alfred E. Neuman
For the Trump family, having the eyes of the entire world on them means that there are plenty of rumors flying around at all times.
Wild rumor alleges that Barron Trump’s mystery girlfriend is actually his wife
www.irishstar.com
June 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Am I imagining things or does the Orange Menace's expression look like he was just raw dogged by Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman while the prince has that Mona Lisa smile like Trump thanked the him for such a good time, a great time, a very good time like he's never had before?
May 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Coming soon to a child labor camp in the coal mines of the MAGA states thanks to the Orange Menace and his radical right wing.
May 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
It's reassuring to know that all the displaced American workers that lose their jobs due to the Orange Menace's ridiculous tariffs will soon have jobs making clothing and consumer electronics in red state sweatshops.
April 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The Orange Menace promised there would be some pain.
April 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And so it begins . . . as the Magat Millionaires whine about their net worths going in the toilet.
April 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM