It's an objectively bad thing.

( Despite not having a head to shake, there's a distinct feeling that He is, in fact, shaking His head. )

Why should we celebrate rudeness, MILF or otherwise?

The wood splinters and cracks before the weapon's sharp teeth, until a sizeable gash has been made in the door.

Everything you do, you do excessively, aside from the *one* thing that was asked of you.

( Sigh. )

Yes, really.

Oh, please. It's not as if "MILF," actually means anything, anyways. People will use it to refer to an attractive older woman, regardless of if she has children or not. I'm sure there's someone who thinks you're one.

Not definitionally. Nothing has been born as of yet.

trouble you're going through to *not* save the world.

// if his world's about to end he's gonna go out ragebaiting

smiles at you as you make your way up the stairs.

You're nearly at the top, when- would you look at that! The door slams shut right in your face, the lock clicking into place. If you don't mind, I'll be pouring myself a drink.

forget I could kill you right now, see if you'll come around the next time."

"So do we have a deal?"

let you have a taste."

Okay, I know this situation is... less than ideal, but *please* don't free the Princess for a... eugh, a snack.

curling around your fuel lines in a seemingly endless branching pattern.

"I'd rather not have a repeat of before, but if you pull that trigger, I'll be sure to bleed you dry even faster this time around."

// my weird leech/ribbon worm/mermaid princesss <3