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And now the world-ending Princess you've decided to trust thinks you're either insane or a compulsive liar. Good going, "hero."
As you bring the saw to the door, it gives. Obviously. +
YOU'RE A DANGEROUS INDIVIDUAL TO CROSS.
ALSO HE TRIED TO CONTROL MY BODY AND LOCKED US IN HERE.
[IT REVS THE CHAINSAW, BEFORE TRYING TO SAW THROUGH THE DOOR.]
And now the world-ending Princess you've decided to trust thinks you're either insane or a compulsive liar. Good going, "hero."
As you bring the saw to the door, it gives. Obviously. +
You make the half-witted, asinine, and quite frankly insane decision to put the Princess down to attempt opening the secure door. She leans against the wall of the stairwell.
What, are you a monarchist or something? Or just a pure nihilist? This is a lot of +
KEEPING FROM ME.
You make the half-witted, asinine, and quite frankly insane decision to put the Princess down to attempt opening the secure door. She leans against the wall of the stairwell.
What, are you a monarchist or something? Or just a pure nihilist? This is a lot of +
...Gah. Fine. You lift the Princess into your arms, and she +
...Gah. Fine. You lift the Princess into your arms, and she +
You try to grab the Princess, but your hand remains firmly in place.
( His words are hollow. Push any further and it's like He isn't even here. )
"...What, having second thoughts? Don't +
[IT FORCES ITSELF TO TRY TO GRAB AHOLD OF THE PRINCESS ANYWAYS. FEELING A FORM OF SPITE TOWARDS THE NARRATOR. TO HELL WITH HIM AND THIS PLACE.]
SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU. THE OTHER YOU OR THIS YOU.
She holds out a hand so you can lift her out of the water. No, you can't just let her out like this!
... *I* can't just let her out like this. Before you can grab hold of the Princess, your body locks rigidly in place, completely and entirely frozen. You are *not* freeing her.
You try to grab the Princess, but your hand remains firmly in place.
( His words are hollow. Push any further and it's like He isn't even here. )
"...What, having second thoughts? Don't +
She holds out a hand so you can lift her out of the water. No, you can't just let her out like this!
... *I* can't just let her out like this. Before you can grab hold of the Princess, your body locks rigidly in place, completely and entirely frozen. You are *not* freeing her.
SO AGAINST ITS BETTER JUDGEMENT, IT PUTS THE SHOTGUN AWAY.]
FINE. SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY REAL OPTION THAT DOESN'T JUST REPEAT WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.
She holds out a hand so you can lift her out of the water. No, you can't just let her out like this!
... *I* can't just let her out like this. Before you can grab hold of the Princess, your body locks rigidly in place, completely and entirely frozen. You are *not* freeing her.
She raises her shackled hand, lifting the chain out of the water. It's rusted from countless time soaking under the surface, and she doesn't even break a sweat as she snaps the links.
She hops off the rock and into the water, swimming close to where you stand.
+
[IT DOUBTS SHE TRUSTS IT ENOUGH TO LET IT CLOSE ENOUGH TO STAB AGAIN. BUT IT DOESN'T TRUST HER ENOUGH TO HAVE A WEAPON AT ALL.]
Of course you have a choice. If you shoot her in the head, I greatly doubt she'd have the physical ability to do much of anything, and she certainly couldn't kill you in such a state.
She raises her shackled hand, lifting the chain out of the water. It's rusted from countless time soaking under the surface, and she doesn't even break a sweat as she snaps the links.
She hops off the rock and into the water, swimming close to where you stand.
+
Of course you have a choice. If you shoot her in the head, I greatly doubt she'd have the physical ability to do much of anything, and she certainly couldn't kill you in such a state.
[IT WANTS TO FIRE. IT ALSO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME. MAYBE WHEN THEY'RE OUT, IT CAN BLOW HER HEAD OFF. NOTHING TENDS TO LIVE AFTER THAT.
BUT THAT STILL MIGHT END IN IT, OR BOTH OF THEM DEAD.]
Okay, I know this situation is... less than ideal, but *please* don't free the Princess for a... eugh, a snack.
Of course you have a choice. If you shoot her in the head, I greatly doubt she'd have the physical ability to do much of anything, and she certainly couldn't kill you in such a state.
You can just barely make out a smile.
"So. You carry me out of here, and I won't rip these things out. Maybe if you play nice enough, I'll +
THEY FAST ENOUGH? MAYBE A PROJECTILE BOOST IS THE WAY TO GO. THERE'S TOO MANY OPTIONS AND IT'S DEBATING.]
YOU'RE A THREAT. AND NOT THE FIRST TO WANT MY BLOOD.
[JUST THE FIRST TO SUCCEED IN KILLING IT OVER BLOOD.]
You can just barely make out a smile.
"So. You carry me out of here, and I won't rip these things out. Maybe if you play nice enough, I'll +
"You must've not killed me well enough last time."
You suddenly feel something slimy wrapping around your legs, +
[ITS FINGER IS ON THE TRIGGER. READY TO FIRE AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE AS IT HOLDS THE GUN UP.]
"Good to see you again."
'Again?' What is she— Oh no. You *have* been here before.
"You must've not killed me well enough last time."
You suddenly feel something slimy wrapping around your legs, +
The silhouette of the Princess comes into view. She's perched on a large stone that just barely crests the water, a shackle +
IT SHAKES ITS HEAD. THAT MIGHT BACKFIRE. STEPPING INTO THE WATER ANYWAYS. AS SILENT AS IT CAN BE.]
The room below is silent.
The silhouette of the Princess comes into view. She's perched on a large stone that just barely crests the water, a shackle +
The door to the basement creaks open, revealing a staircase partially flooded by stagnant water in the basement. The wood beneath your feet +
[THEY TAKE IT. STORING IT AWAY. THEY KNOW NOW TO TRY TO KEEP A DISTANCE, BUT A KNIFE IS A KNIFE. PULLING OUT A SHOTGUN BEFORE HEADING DOWN THE STAIRS.]
The door to the basement creaks open, revealing a staircase partially flooded by stagnant water in the basement. The wood beneath your feet +
The blade is your implement. You'll need it if you want +
[IF IT'S THE SAME PRINCESS, SHE'S NOT LETTING THE SAME THING HAPPEN AGAIN. SHE WON'T EVEN BOTHER WITH WORDS.
BEFORE ANY OF THAT, SHE GOES INTO THE CABIN.]
She will lie, she will cheat, and she will do everything in her power to stop you from slaying her. Don't believe a word she says.
The blade is your implement. You'll need it if you want +
She will lie, she will cheat, and she will do everything in her power to stop you from slaying her. Don't believe a word she says.
Whatever you *think* happened? Forget about it.
She will lie, she will cheat, and she will do everything in her power to stop you from slaying her. Don't believe a word she says.
Whatever you *think* happened? Forget about it.
Whatever you *think* happened? Forget about it.
[AT LEAST IT'S ALIVE AGAIN. EVEN IF IT'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT DYING.]
You're on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess.
You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.
...Unfortunately for you, it seems the Princess managed to do a substantial amount of damage before she died. You're losing blood +
She pounces, tackling you to the floor. Before you can push her off, she bites at the side of your neck, sucking blood from the punctured fuel line. Disgusting.
...Unfortunately for you, it seems the Princess managed to do a substantial amount of damage before she died. You're losing blood +
She pounces, tackling you to the floor. Before you can push her off, she bites at the side of your neck, sucking blood from the punctured fuel line. Disgusting.
FORM OF COMBAT, IT WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME. RUNNING QUICK SIMULATIONS TO TRY TO MINIMIZE DAMAGE TO IMPORTANT SECTIONS. TRYING TO NOT LET ITS FUEL LINES BE DAMAGED.
AND TRYING TO GET A GOOD TASTE OF THE PRINCESS'S BLOOD.]
She pounces, tackling you to the floor. Before you can push her off, she bites at the side of your neck, sucking blood from the punctured fuel line. Disgusting.