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Never Left Podcast
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Join Ariana (she/her) every other week for Never Left, A completely spoiled, totally unofficial, our flag means death podcast https://linktr.ee/neverleftpodcast
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 8d
Today I got to talk to BbyTeach, @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social and @poorlyformed.bsky.social about their art!
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074 BbyTeach, OurArtMeansZepp, and PoorlyFormed
Podcast Episode · Never Left: Our Flag Means Death · 09/30/2025 · 52m
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 3h
Needed a fun little story so relistening to Life on the Periphery by @happydaiz.bsky.social
Truly one to be listened to! So cozy!
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Podfic of "Life in The Periphery" by 1happydaiz - happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz) - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 4h
It is wonderful! "From his head down to his toe beans" lives in my soul
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 4h
Omggggg

Also there is a dog at the dog park named Jolene and I always want to sing to her
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 4h
A/S/L
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Wtf were we doing
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 6h
OMG!!!!
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 6h
Pretty much any town name
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 12h
Mr. Watson's chickens that is 😀
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 12h
@atsurumi.bsky.social we just read your book at my kids Speech therapy appointment! It's so cute!! I love it ❤️
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 13h
YES PLEASE
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 13h
HahahHHhHA
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 16h
RIGHT?!
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 16h
I want to know who approved this design. 😂
The spout of a water bottle that is also definitely mermaid genitalia that is about to coat the ocean is mermaid come
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Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD @ofmdzb.bsky.social · 16h
Episode 4 of Your Time Starts Now is coming on October 13. Here's a couple of snips from Part 1 for #OFMD #WIPWednesday. The Prize Task - bring in the 'best face'.

If you haven't dived into this Taskmaster AU yet, check it out! Three episodes done, seven to go.

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"Stede! What did you bring in, and can it rival any of these other 'best faces'?" Ed's smile was genuine, and Stede could do this. "Well, Taskmaster, I brought in my onesie from home. I usually sleep in nightshirts but my kids gave me a onesie and I love it. Then I found out that I could get them bespoke printed! So here's my onesie." Stede gestured at the screen, and let out a relieved breath at the absolute roar of laughter that greeted the image. It was a photo of Stede, shooting finger guns at the camera, clad in a purple onesie that had Ed's face - taken from the same photo he'd used previously for 'Edward Teach All Over Your Neck' - printed on it from clavicle to groin. Stede risked a glance at Ed, whose unblinking gaze was fixed on the screen, and wondered if he should have chosen a different photo. Maybe one of the Taskmaster publicity stills would have been a better idea, not a photo Ed had shared privately with him. Well, that was a far-too-late-to-do-anything-about-it-now thought, wasn't it? Izzy asked Ed, "Any thoughts on Stede's 'best face', Taskmaster?" Ed cleared his throat before he addressed Stede. Ed's voice was a little tight, and he smoothed down his tie a couple of times as he spoke. "I, uh, appreciate a good onesie with the best of them, mate, but I've gotta say, if you're naked underneath that—" "Oh!" Stede cried out, interrupting Ed. He absolutely had to correct that thought, for any number of reasons, but mostly because it led so nicely into his reveal. He could feel himself flushing at the thought of Ed wondering out loud if Stede had been naked, even when he knew it was for the laugh. They were both comedians, everything they did was for the laugh. "I'm not naked underneath it, don't worry. I've got, uh, other things on underneath it." Ed raised an imperious eyebrow, at odds with his slightly strangled tone when he asked, "'Other things'? Are you gonna elaborate, or—" "Yes!" Stede squeaked out, leaping to his feet. He unzipped his brown leather jacket to reveal a tight-fitting purple t-shirt which was covered in smaller versions of Ed's face. "I also got a t-shirt made," he said. "But that's not all!" Stede's hands fell to the button of his jeans, and he suddenly found that he couldn't look at Ed while he was doing this, instead dropping his gaze as he toed off his Chelsea boots and wriggled out of his jeans. He'd chosen his loosest pair, but still found himself breathy with exertion by the time they were in a pile on the floor. He flung out his arms and, as the audience's howls of laughter increased in volume, did a small turn on the spot, displaying the long johns he was wearing, printed with small images of Ed's face. Breathless, he plopped back down into his chair, panting, "This is the whole package." Ed had barely been able to believe his eyes when Stede began stripping off his clothes. It wasn't like he hadn't seen Stede undress before, but there was something perversely intimate about him wearing Ed's face all over his body that Ed found completely overwhelming. And how the fuck was Ed supposed to respond to, "This is the whole package"? Stede had often been oblivious to the way he sounded, though over the years he'd become less so. Still. Stede might have been knowingly flirting with Izzy in some of the location tasks, but what the fuck was he doing with these prize tasks? Did he simply not realise that every single one felt like a message? Why keep using that particular image? Ed was distracted from those questions by an internal debate as to whether he should mention that the fabric of the long johns was very thin. "Those are really quite skintight, aren't they, mate?" he heard himself asking, mouth running ahead of his brain. "You really are just…bobbling around in there." Thank fuck everyone laughed, because Ed couldn't believe he'd just said that. That he'd just admitted to staring at Stede's crotch where it was encased in thinly stretched fabric, Ed's face winking back at him from between Stede's legs. And then, oh fuck, Stede had stood up, quickly adjusting the material so it wasn't quite so…exposing, and he could feel his face heating, a rush of blood thrumming in his ears. Ed's mouth was still on auto-pilot, luckily with his joke brain in charge, because fuck knows what would get blurted out if Ed's Id had the wheel. "Jesus, Stede. Really going for that five, aren't you? Put it away, good gods."
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 16h
Ikr?! The figure is so good and matt is such an excellent painter. And crafter. And wood workers. It would be annoying if I didn't love him 😂
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 17h
Heheh agree
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 19h
Hehe i knowwwwwww I love itttt
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 19h
Ikr?!
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 19h
Thank you!
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 19h
Thanks 😀
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 19h
Thank you!!
And agreed! Hehe 😀 on both accounts!
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 19h
Hehe im inclined to agree 😀
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 19h
Thank you! ❤️
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 19h
Oh no!
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 19h
Yea!!! ❤️
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Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 19h
Thank you!!
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