FBI background checks which usually take 3-7 days are now taking a month to process. I‘m sure somehow this is all Bidens fault.

Perry South. Ellzey Street. Caller said that they may have found a body off in the brush. Upon inspection, PD discovered a beheaded sex doll.

Tonight’s candlelit dinner of pouch tuna, potato chips, and slightly warm Diet Coke brought to you by violent storms and the inept power company.

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

News is wrapped up in tiktok coverage meanwhile Capital One misplaced a few million direct deposits.