New Jack Handey
@newjackhandy.bsky.social
God-tier reply guy. Super classy. Animal lover.
Business trip, amirite?
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Business trip, amirite?
Fuck your solstice and the ephemeral celestial forces it rode in on!
December 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Fuck your solstice and the ephemeral celestial forces it rode in on!
"Sharia Law in a festive font" utterly destroyed me. 😆
You put the work in on this one BG!
You put the work in on this one BG!
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Sharia Law in a festive font" utterly destroyed me. 😆
You put the work in on this one BG!
You put the work in on this one BG!
Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse, assail him, and veil him, with monster truck force!
October 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse, assail him, and veil him, with monster truck force!
This reminds me that's it's time to go buy another one of these, since my old one is threadbare.
September 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This reminds me that's it's time to go buy another one of these, since my old one is threadbare.
Oh, she can try to top "Giving the Dog a Bone" all she wants, but it can't be done...
August 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oh, she can try to top "Giving the Dog a Bone" all she wants, but it can't be done...
And then eat it... That's how good the volcano chicken is.
August 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
And then eat it... That's how good the volcano chicken is.
It just goes to show you: we start our lives thinking about what's really important... all the other bullshit piles up later.
August 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It just goes to show you: we start our lives thinking about what's really important... all the other bullshit piles up later.
This one is really good.
August 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This one is really good.
Are you looking for Big Farma?
July 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Are you looking for Big Farma?
That'll keep him at bay until he's about 12.
June 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
That'll keep him at bay until he's about 12.