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Some viewers may not be aware of the yearly religious festival of National No Barbeque Sauce Day, which is of course one week long. It starts annually on April 21st (or the nearest Friday in other years) with the disavowal of barbeque sauce, as seen here in these early texts from 1999:
March 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Sir, the very idea of barbecue sauce is completely wrong and therefore Entirely Against Our Principles, which we simply would not compromise on, until the cheque clears.
March 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Can I have barbecue sauce with your posts?
March 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Hello. Thank you for calling Mailbox. Please speak slowly and clearly, remembering to spell any difficult words that you think we might not hear. Especially any names like "Bruce Boxleitner", otherwise we might put "Bruce Bops Whitener" on our teletext pages and just make ourselves look silly.
March 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM