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I'm hearing strains of Lee Greenwood.
January 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I'm hearing strains of Lee Greenwood.
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ICYMI: In a late night filing, DOJ argues the federal courts cannot force them to comply with the law requiring release of all the Epstein files.
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
ICYMI: In a late night filing, DOJ argues the federal courts cannot force them to comply with the law requiring release of all the Epstein files.
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these people keep pushing the 'I am such a bad ass I am so cool and brave' while also pushing the 'I am scared little gwuy'
the thing about nazis is that they are all such fucking losers.
the thing about nazis is that they are all such fucking losers.
January 14, 2026 at 5:48 PM
these people keep pushing the 'I am such a bad ass I am so cool and brave' while also pushing the 'I am scared little gwuy'
the thing about nazis is that they are all such fucking losers.
the thing about nazis is that they are all such fucking losers.
Well, how about that. As terrible people go, I kinda feel like he was something of an underachiever.... but... Had I had the opportunity to sit down to a meal with him while he was alive, I think I'd still dump his plate in his lap and walk out on him.
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'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams Dead at 68
Cartoonist Scott Adams has died after a battle with prostate cancer.
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January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Well, how about that. As terrible people go, I kinda feel like he was something of an underachiever.... but... Had I had the opportunity to sit down to a meal with him while he was alive, I think I'd still dump his plate in his lap and walk out on him.
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It's been a long, slow slide, but... where are we now? Have we annexed the Sudatenland yet? Is it safe to say the so-called United States of America has properly become a fascist dictatorship with aspirations of global domination? No, of course not. You could get arrested or shot for saying that.
January 13, 2026 at 9:56 AM
It's been a long, slow slide, but... where are we now? Have we annexed the Sudatenland yet? Is it safe to say the so-called United States of America has properly become a fascist dictatorship with aspirations of global domination? No, of course not. You could get arrested or shot for saying that.
You don't get to talk to me about hope until you acknowledge the facts.
January 9, 2026 at 12:16 PM
You don't get to talk to me about hope until you acknowledge the facts.
@wtyppod.bsky.social ... so where is my problem? It's Wednesday... I got the shakes real bad, man.... WHERE'S my PROBLEM?!
January 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
@wtyppod.bsky.social ... so where is my problem? It's Wednesday... I got the shakes real bad, man.... WHERE'S my PROBLEM?!
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January 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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.@PabloReports: What do you make of the White House blaming the police for the violence on January 6th?
McGovern: That’s offensive. What kind of sick human being would say that? I was here that day.
McGovern: That’s offensive. What kind of sick human being would say that? I was here that day.
January 6, 2026 at 10:08 PM
.@PabloReports: What do you make of the White House blaming the police for the violence on January 6th?
McGovern: That’s offensive. What kind of sick human being would say that? I was here that day.
McGovern: That’s offensive. What kind of sick human being would say that? I was here that day.
But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.
It's like somebody... Charles Koch, maybe? ...gave the Republican Party a credible "You'll be dead in 4 years" diagnosis and a hundred billion dollars to do whatever with no consequences.
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It's like somebody... Charles Koch, maybe? ...gave the Republican Party a credible "You'll be dead in 4 years" diagnosis and a hundred billion dollars to do whatever with no consequences.
A legend signs off for the last time. That's all for this week's Random Access. Join us next week for the Computer Chronicles.
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Stewart Cheifet, PBS host who chronicled the PC revolution, dies at 87
Cheifet produced more than 400 episodes of TV tracing the rise of personal computing.
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January 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
A legend signs off for the last time. That's all for this week's Random Access. Join us next week for the Computer Chronicles.
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"Yeah, yeah! Banality of Evil and shit! heh-heh heh-heh!" -- Beavis
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
"Yeah, yeah! Banality of Evil and shit! heh-heh heh-heh!" -- Beavis
Terrific. This is like when people say they want "change" but aren't specific, and then a tornado wipes their town off the map, and they're all upset. "They're thinking different now..." Yes. They're thinking the whole world is in danger. Trump is Khan Noonien Singh, but dumb.
Great. Ladies and gentlemen, Lindsey "Quiet Part Out Loud" Graham. #warcrimes #fascism #sudatenland #earthhitler1938 #jesushcrhist #fuckdonaldtrump
After attacking Venezuela, Sen Lindsey Graham standing next to Trump on Air Force One, "You just wait for Cuba"
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Terrific. This is like when people say they want "change" but aren't specific, and then a tornado wipes their town off the map, and they're all upset. "They're thinking different now..." Yes. They're thinking the whole world is in danger. Trump is Khan Noonien Singh, but dumb.
...so Danold Tmurp is a criminal, right? ...like... ...we established that a long time ago. ...like before he was re-elected. ...before the Supreme Court said he could do anything, anywhere, anywhen. Do we have all the Epstein files? Can we convict him in the Senate, NOW?! ...jesus, this sucks.
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 AM
...so Danold Tmurp is a criminal, right? ...like... ...we established that a long time ago. ...like before he was re-elected. ...before the Supreme Court said he could do anything, anywhere, anywhen. Do we have all the Epstein files? Can we convict him in the Senate, NOW?! ...jesus, this sucks.
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
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January 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/
And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack!" and it turned into a Ballroom Blitz.
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January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack!" and it turned into a Ballroom Blitz.
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Having not one single ragurt about not having had children. They can't send your children to die for empire and profit, if you have no children to send.
Venezuela is the new Vietnam
We all know how that ended
America couldn't run Vietnam and they won't run Venezuela
Son's and daughter's are expected to control a country they have no business in
We all know how that ended
America couldn't run Vietnam and they won't run Venezuela
Son's and daughter's are expected to control a country they have no business in
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Having not one single ragurt about not having had children. They can't send your children to die for empire and profit, if you have no children to send.
OK, merry Christmas and everything. Can we get back to Donald Trump is unqualified to serve as President and should be removed immediately following expedited, highly focused due process, and all his minions charged, tried, convicted, and remanded to Federal custody? Please? Can we?
December 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
OK, merry Christmas and everything. Can we get back to Donald Trump is unqualified to serve as President and should be removed immediately following expedited, highly focused due process, and all his minions charged, tried, convicted, and remanded to Federal custody? Please? Can we?
On the bright side... and this is just a biological fact... he'll be dead. On the not so bright side... even after there, there will be those who defend him. #donaldtrump #epsteinfiles
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
On the bright side... and this is just a biological fact... he'll be dead. On the not so bright side... even after there, there will be those who defend him. #donaldtrump #epsteinfiles
OK, so, nothing to see here. <<<<======== SARCASM
"This, they CAN'T ignore!" <<==== smash cut to them, specifically, ignoring, exactly, this.
"This, they CAN'T ignore!" <<==== smash cut to them, specifically, ignoring, exactly, this.
“He raped me.”
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
OK, so, nothing to see here. <<<<======== SARCASM
"This, they CAN'T ignore!" <<==== smash cut to them, specifically, ignoring, exactly, this.
"This, they CAN'T ignore!" <<==== smash cut to them, specifically, ignoring, exactly, this.
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I’m baking some cookies for “the most popular” President.
December 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’m baking some cookies for “the most popular” President.
Russell Brand is even more of a gross, slimy sex pest? Gee! Who could have guessed?!
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Russell Brand is even more of a gross, slimy sex pest? Gee! Who could have guessed?!