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The New York Mets are a government plot against my mental health.
David Stearns announces that Mets 2026 first baseman will be David Stearns.
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
David Stearns announces that Mets 2026 first baseman will be David Stearns.
Prize for the first runner-up:
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Prize for the first runner-up:
As God is my witness 💨🍃🦃
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
As God is my witness 💨🍃🦃
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Share a 90's movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Share a 90's movie you think deserves more love
The Mets Christmas elf curse may take a while, but it's undefeated.
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The Mets Christmas elf curse may take a while, but it's undefeated.
Anthropomorphic Food That Wants You To Kill And Eat It
NYC, 3/x
NYC, 3/x
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Anthropomorphic Food That Wants You To Kill And Eat It
NYC, 3/x
NYC, 3/x
“I am deeply ashamed of my actions and recognize the pain they have caused. I take full responsibility for my misguided decision to continue communicating with Mr. Gilligan and I wish I had never heard of his island.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“I am deeply ashamed of my actions and recognize the pain they have caused. I take full responsibility for my misguided decision to continue communicating with Mr. Gilligan and I wish I had never heard of his island.”
Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy in 1949 anticipating Maurizio Cattelan's "Comedian" conceptual art by 70 years.
![Nancy: Oh, there's Buster Binks at his hotel window.
He's eating a banana just like ordinary folks.
[Buster tosses banana peel out window, onto Nancy's face]
[Later, Aunt Ftizi is surpised to see a framed banana peel on the wall.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hadshru2vjl7fijlljr4ny6v/bafkreiezgheamtod6jydvntcyoeq2c5oqqr26562iws35rbko55g5w5evu@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy in 1949 anticipating Maurizio Cattelan's "Comedian" conceptual art by 70 years.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Saturday Night Live Quarry breakfast cereal commercial, 1976.
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Saturday Night Live Quarry breakfast cereal commercial, 1976.
In my opinion Creepella Gruesome should occupy a more prominent ongoing place in pop culture.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
In my opinion Creepella Gruesome should occupy a more prominent ongoing place in pop culture.
Meet 'the performative male': Are men reading books for attention?
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Meet 'the performative male': Are men reading books for attention?
More than 30 years after appearing in the Ride of the Valkyries scene in Apocalypse Now (1979), Laurence Fishburne references the soundtrack in Predators (2010).
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
More than 30 years after appearing in the Ride of the Valkyries scene in Apocalypse Now (1979), Laurence Fishburne references the soundtrack in Predators (2010).
It’s finally officially over.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It’s finally officially over.