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The New York Mets are a government plot against my mental health.
Jorge "D.R." Bonds
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Jorge "D.R." Bonds
Polanco will be assigned Mets uniform number 20 and the nickname El Oso Polar.
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Polanco will be assigned Mets uniform number 20 and the nickname El Oso Polar.
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So long, Tyler Rogers
December 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
So long, Tyler Rogers
Seeing the trailer for Die Hard in 1988 in a theater. Bruce Willis was then known as the wisecracking guy in Moonlighting. He didn't appear at the beginning of the trailer, and when an action scene was followed by his appearance and the big letters BRUCE WILLIS the entire theater erupted in laughter
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Seeing the trailer for Die Hard in 1988 in a theater. Bruce Willis was then known as the wisecracking guy in Moonlighting. He didn't appear at the beginning of the trailer, and when an action scene was followed by his appearance and the big letters BRUCE WILLIS the entire theater erupted in laughter
David Stearns announces that Mets 2026 first baseman will be David Stearns.
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
David Stearns announces that Mets 2026 first baseman will be David Stearns.
I just wish I hadn't made that Nimmo, Diaz and Alonso tattoo so big.
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I just wish I hadn't made that Nimmo, Diaz and Alonso tattoo so big.
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Time to throw out my Pete Alonso waifu pillow.
December 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Time to throw out my Pete Alonso waifu pillow.
I am not looking to take my Christmas cookies to the next level.
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am not looking to take my Christmas cookies to the next level.
Technically, the East River is a saltwater tidal estuary and not a river, but that's probably not her issue.
Can someone explain what the fuck “I have never cared for the energies of the East River” is supposed to mean?
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Technically, the East River is a saltwater tidal estuary and not a river, but that's probably not her issue.
Monday Night Flubber Ball.
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Monday Night Flubber Ball.
This Is What I Voted For.
Right. If you take a blinkered view or quote selectively, you can construct a case that the GOP exercised great message discipline on “affordability.” In reality, Trump would ramble on about the supposedly “old fashioned” term “groceries” then offer observations on Arnold Palmer’s hog.
Trump did not run on a concrete affordability platform. If anything Harris focused on the issue far more. I know this has become a thing people say, but it’s a retcon to paper over the uncomfortable reality that 2024 makes no sense according to conventional wisdom about how to win elections.
December 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This Is What I Voted For.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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Paulie Walnuts commercial for Netflix’s DVD rent-by-mail business, 2006.
July 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Paulie Walnuts commercial for Netflix’s DVD rent-by-mail business, 2006.
Prize for the first runner-up:
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Prize for the first runner-up:
AOL Time Warner AT&T Discovery Netflix Weyland-Utani Warner Bros. Inc..
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
AOL Time Warner AT&T Discovery Netflix Weyland-Utani Warner Bros. Inc..
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This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there.
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there.
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.
Anyone have any leads?
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In Hogan's Alley #24, we asked cartoonists which Peanuts character they identify with. Being artists, they sent drawings with their answers. Here, we see Ann Telnaes (Linus), Cathy Guisewite (Peppermint Patty), Tom Richmond (Linus) & Sergio Aragones (Snoopy). There are other great ones in the story.
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
In Hogan's Alley #24, we asked cartoonists which Peanuts character they identify with. Being artists, they sent drawings with their answers. Here, we see Ann Telnaes (Linus), Cathy Guisewite (Peppermint Patty), Tom Richmond (Linus) & Sergio Aragones (Snoopy). There are other great ones in the story.
RE5PECT
Ballot #5 is from a voter who wishes to remain anonymous. As a refresher, we are unable to report adds or drops, if any, on anonymous ballots.
This is the first ever known David Wright-only ballot. There will not be a unanimous inductee this year.
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
This is the first ever known David Wright-only ballot. There will not be a unanimous inductee this year.
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
RE5PECT
It's raining, men.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It's raining, men.
Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Three Folds
Samsung has unveiled its first so-called trifold smartphone, flaunting its engineering prowess in foldable devices even as the broader category has yet to catch on with mainstream consumers bloom.bg/3M9ttZb
📷: SeongJoon Cho/Bloomberg
📷: SeongJoon Cho/Bloomberg
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Three Folds
As God is my witness 💨🍃🦃
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
As God is my witness 💨🍃🦃