EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DISC INTO MY XBOX

a miserable weight to bear upon those holy shoulders

there's now a non-zero chance that the pope knows who the fuckin hell are slipknot

HMHB rules

i wonder if it’s for one of those robotic floor scrubbers

i fucking love horned lizards they are so round and their bellies are so soft

mind you he called in looking to buy some paint

i had a phone customer the other day who was basically the blaise bailey finnegan III character, complete with rant about how much he hated the state of new hampshire that was almost 1:1 the BBF III parking ticket story complete with yelling, and then he went off about harley davidson

20 years of katamari muscle memory and it definitely feels off. it seems like collision detection got turned up and hitboxes were made slightly larger.

a lot of objects i’m definitely used to being able to crash into and then roll through/past don’t really allow for it

bluetooth speaker taped to the back blasting M/O/O/N

i think this one’s a certified beautiful disk

this place fucking sucks

archidekt.com/decks/163588...

oh fuck broke the link

let me upload my carmen deck real quick, it needs some work

orah is a cool deck, i had built him a long time ago. nadia de’arnise party is another really fun orzhov deck if you want to branch out into other creature types

then jesus