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ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK.
asked for extra animal sauce at in n out and the guy asked how much we wanted and told the guy to do it taco bell style and he delivered
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 AM
asked for extra animal sauce at in n out and the guy asked how much we wanted and told the guy to do it taco bell style and he delivered
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"I often try to assign the Communist Manifesto to my students, which is supposed to be the layman's version, but they can't even handle that. So when they start turning in essays on the political history of Shandalar, I just shrug and let it happen. At least they're listening to SOMEONE."
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January 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
"I often try to assign the Communist Manifesto to my students, which is supposed to be the layman's version, but they can't even handle that. So when they start turning in essays on the political history of Shandalar, I just shrug and let it happen. At least they're listening to SOMEONE."
guy who’s been in a coma since january 2011: “BOY I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY’VE DONE WITH MAGIC THE GATHERING, INNISTRAD WAS AWESOME”
December 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
guy who’s been in a coma since january 2011: “BOY I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY’VE DONE WITH MAGIC THE GATHERING, INNISTRAD WAS AWESOME”
give a spear give a spear give a spear to your child
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
give a spear give a spear give a spear to your child
trog was stolen by an unidentified figure, erika disappeared in the night, and baaulp is comatose from green
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
trog was stolen by an unidentified figure, erika disappeared in the night, and baaulp is comatose from green
our beautiful baby honeybuns
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
our beautiful baby honeybuns
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if your massive trailer hitch is going to take up a third of the fucking sidewalk then hey maybe you should consider taking it off
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
if your massive trailer hitch is going to take up a third of the fucking sidewalk then hey maybe you should consider taking it off
are all these tapes sabrina the teenage witch?
September 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
are all these tapes sabrina the teenage witch?
why’s everybody always talking about this michael plastics guy
September 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
why’s everybody always talking about this michael plastics guy
big things happening on wplace
August 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
big things happening on wplace
kids don’t play with too many knives
August 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
kids don’t play with too many knives
baldur’s basics 3
July 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
baldur’s basics 3
spotted while out today
July 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
spotted while out today
an awe inspiring flag blows in the wind on the 4th of shit
July 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
an awe inspiring flag blows in the wind on the 4th of shit
sodor and glimmora
July 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
sodor and glimmora
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Happy Return of the Living Dead Day to all who celebrate
July 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Happy Return of the Living Dead Day to all who celebrate
air conditioning is out and it is 8 am and already 85 degrees in our apartment
July 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
air conditioning is out and it is 8 am and already 85 degrees in our apartment
basking atop the iron swine
June 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
basking atop the iron swine
i don’t post much but a couple weeks ago we went on a big trip to yellowstone and montana and saw so many cool and pretty things
June 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i don’t post much but a couple weeks ago we went on a big trip to yellowstone and montana and saw so many cool and pretty things
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People, I know you're super excited for launch but please please *please* have basic courtesy. Some people aren't able to play Switch 2 Welcome Tour at launch and want to go in blind. You should respect them. If you want to discuss the Switch 2's features and specs, give proper spoiler warnings
June 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
People, I know you're super excited for launch but please please *please* have basic courtesy. Some people aren't able to play Switch 2 Welcome Tour at launch and want to go in blind. You should respect them. If you want to discuss the Switch 2's features and specs, give proper spoiler warnings
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obsessed with this pic I took of dolby. With his legs cropped he’s literally just a new caterpillar species
June 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
obsessed with this pic I took of dolby. With his legs cropped he’s literally just a new caterpillar species
look at that fucking tongue
May 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
look at that fucking tongue
i found out a very important tumblr url was available this weekend
May 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i found out a very important tumblr url was available this weekend