daamn, that third edition codex takes me back

C.E.-ndiana Jones arc begins

they're named after the city! they're lee-muh beans!

get his ass, rambunctious child

one of those times it's both acceptable and good to bully some nerds

"you need to work on yourself before I will speak to you again"

"hell with that, I'm going to publish a whiny op-ed!!!"

yeah, wonder why these parents got cut off.

what if I won the lottery? what if it rained gold and hailed fireballs? what if what if what if???

well have i got some great news, they're *wild* cherry flavored

I imagine this can be summed up as "they are not as smart as they think they are" and/or "they are being paid to be wrong"