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I dunno what's going on up in Skull Thunderdome up there but if all my little synapses could get their shit together that'd be aces
Merry Christmas
i’m posting the video again
December 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
what if we lived in a world where DC hadn't repeatedly fucked up their comics continuity
December 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
honestly the fact that Keats and Yeats don't rhyme is enough to put me off poetry
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
important info:
Sphia, a kitten who wants to be a sphinx, is the mascot for Himawarikan, who sell nursing care equipment.
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
accidentally read some Linkedin-posting today, need to find a way to cleanse my mind and soul
December 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you know it's gonna be a good week when you can claim an accessibility win before even getting out of bed Monday morning
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
given ten million years you could not guess what the surprise is at the end
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
his misery is my joy
Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
this is the best (possibly also the only good) christmas album
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
@desireewhite.bsky.social accurately describing how friendsgiving weekend went
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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Daily Doodle 368: @okikage.bsky.social and I were discussing how spiders would wear pants and somehow that resulted in me creating Spider-Thong, I’m so sorry
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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every time
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
They're bringing Vine back and I had to learn from reddit of all places? smdh bsky dropping the ball
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
technically an animal
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
man I really wanted to like the Outer Worlds 2 but the skills system is so terrible and the writing isn't quite good enough to overcome it. shame.
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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sleeping with socks on is insane behavior. your feet could suffocate in the night. you need bare feet, ideally both under the covers so the underbed monster can’t eat them, but if you’re willing to take the risk you can stick a foot out for temperature regulation
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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the aurora looks incredible tonight down here in north georgia!
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
my green flags include "nurse once said I'm 'braver than most men'"

red flags include "skeeting about my green flag"
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Yeah :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
making a religion about kimchi pickles
November 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM