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· Nov 21
I would be absolutely unstoppable with a full night’s sleep
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NOAH BATTERSON
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October 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Can’t believe the new Pope is the first one who’s likely been to an Applebees.
May 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Can’t believe the new Pope is the first one who’s likely been to an Applebees.
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Reminder: all of these people requested pardons.
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Reminder: all of these people requested pardons.
Bet they vote for him anyway 🤡
BREAKING: At Least 6 Senate Republicans are uncomfortable supporting Pete Hegseth’s nomination for DOD Secretary due to the sexual assault and alcohol abuse allegations against him, per NBC. Hegseth is a disgrace. He MUST withdraw immediately.
December 4, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Bet they vote for him anyway 🤡
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This evil fucking turtle wants to whine about the politicization of judges?
Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.
Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.
December 3, 2024 at 11:14 PM
This evil fucking turtle wants to whine about the politicization of judges?
Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.
Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.
The Republican pearl clutching at this Hunter Biden pardon is hilarious. foh
December 2, 2024 at 4:53 PM
The Republican pearl clutching at this Hunter Biden pardon is hilarious. foh
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Sometimes I read a text and think, what a psycho. Then I press send.
November 29, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Sometimes I read a text and think, what a psycho. Then I press send.
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The meme I didn't know I needed
November 29, 2024 at 1:06 AM
The meme I didn't know I needed
I would be absolutely unstoppable with a full night’s sleep
November 21, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I would be absolutely unstoppable with a full night’s sleep
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Leak the report. Pass it on.
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Leak the report. Pass it on.
That other place is like the the upside down in stranger things
November 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
That other place is like the the upside down in stranger things
Dang. Sad. Used to see that sign everyday.
twitter sign change isn’t going well. Building management called cops
July 24, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Dang. Sad. Used to see that sign everyday.
No longer willing to use “X”
July 24, 2023 at 10:52 PM
No longer willing to use “X”
