N Heazlewood
@nheazlewood.bsky.social
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Ko Maunga Haumi te Maunga, Ko Mangatu te Awa, Te Aitanga a Mahaki te Iwi.
Ko Maunga Haumi te Maunga, Ko Mangatu te Awa, Te Aitanga a Mahaki te Iwi.
Just wear your gardening camouflage and she’ll be right
a person is standing in a field of tall grass and trees
ALT: a person is standing in a field of tall grass and trees
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November 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Just wear your gardening camouflage and she’ll be right
The NZ Military secret weapons! Just let some nefarious foreign power try to invade and start a pie fight!
Unblown on thermonuclear grade pies! They don't like it up em!
Unblown on thermonuclear grade pies! They don't like it up em!
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is laughing with a woman in a polka dot dress .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is laughing with a woman in a polka dot dress .
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November 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The NZ Military secret weapons! Just let some nefarious foreign power try to invade and start a pie fight!
Unblown on thermonuclear grade pies! They don't like it up em!
Unblown on thermonuclear grade pies! They don't like it up em!
The Kingdom of the United States
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
The Kingdom of the United States
And that One Day will be a few days after you threw out the charger for that shaver/hard drive/camera/dvd player/electric toothbrush that you decided you want to use again
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
And that One Day will be a few days after you threw out the charger for that shaver/hard drive/camera/dvd player/electric toothbrush that you decided you want to use again
Sounds like maybe
you’re going crazy and you’re losing sleep? I think you may be
in too far, going way too deep?
you’re going crazy and you’re losing sleep? I think you may be
in too far, going way too deep?
October 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Sounds like maybe
you’re going crazy and you’re losing sleep? I think you may be
in too far, going way too deep?
you’re going crazy and you’re losing sleep? I think you may be
in too far, going way too deep?
rumour has it he wasn’t really even a member of the royal family!
October 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
rumour has it he wasn’t really even a member of the royal family!
Reposted by N Heazlewood
Key point being (as I'm sure everyone on this thread knows) you can't argue the alternative choice was 15k more deaths & "life as normal". The alternative was 15k more deaths plus overwhelmed hospitals, a traumatized healthcare workforce, a borked economy AND months of restrictions + closures
August 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Key point being (as I'm sure everyone on this thread knows) you can't argue the alternative choice was 15k more deaths & "life as normal". The alternative was 15k more deaths plus overwhelmed hospitals, a traumatized healthcare workforce, a borked economy AND months of restrictions + closures
Aotearoa's version of a rollercoaster. Sometimes in a Westerly they even give you two extra goes for free!
August 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Aotearoa's version of a rollercoaster. Sometimes in a Westerly they even give you two extra goes for free!
Well as you know gardening is illegal in New Zealand. So you need those as a disguise for when you’re taking it high into the weeding zone.
tom cruise is smiling and looking at the camera while wearing a black jacket .
ALT: tom cruise is smiling and looking at the camera while wearing a black jacket .
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August 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Well as you know gardening is illegal in New Zealand. So you need those as a disguise for when you’re taking it high into the weeding zone.
