Hugo Spadafora
@nicadispatch.bsky.social
Gentleman gardener. Internacionalista
Nicaragua’s co-dictators are so isolated and deep in hiding their own official media outlet has to cite Venezuelan officials to know what they’re up to
January 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Nicaragua’s co-dictators are so isolated and deep in hiding their own official media outlet has to cite Venezuelan officials to know what they’re up to
We have Twitter to hear what the average American thinks about stuff. It’s mostly uninformed and dull
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
We have Twitter to hear what the average American thinks about stuff. It’s mostly uninformed and dull
Nature is unpredictable
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nature is unpredictable
Your boss is a ho ho ho
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Your boss is a ho ho ho
One more final thought before I fall asleep in my chair…
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
One more final thought before I fall asleep in my chair…
In addition to being a narco, JOH is also to blame for a wave of mass migration of Hondurans fleeing his violent regime.
His legacy is pushing drugs and migrants towards the U.S.
His legacy is pushing drugs and migrants towards the U.S.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
In addition to being a narco, JOH is also to blame for a wave of mass migration of Hondurans fleeing his violent regime.
His legacy is pushing drugs and migrants towards the U.S.
His legacy is pushing drugs and migrants towards the U.S.
The Wizard of Odd
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The Wizard of Odd
First, as a case study to see if this model works, Congress should defund ICE and give that money directly to immigrants and civil society groups working on community-building efforts
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
First, as a case study to see if this model works, Congress should defund ICE and give that money directly to immigrants and civil society groups working on community-building efforts
Da fuk region does Prime think I live in where I’m ineligible to watch the World Series?
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Da fuk region does Prime think I live in where I’m ineligible to watch the World Series?
Not for nothing:
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Not for nothing:
Tylenol ad idea:
Signs of fever: flushed face, fatigue, nausea, confusion & disorientation. Take two Tylenol and break the fever.
Signs of fever: flushed face, fatigue, nausea, confusion & disorientation. Take two Tylenol and break the fever.
September 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Tylenol ad idea:
Signs of fever: flushed face, fatigue, nausea, confusion & disorientation. Take two Tylenol and break the fever.
Signs of fever: flushed face, fatigue, nausea, confusion & disorientation. Take two Tylenol and break the fever.
When you misjudge a fart
September 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
When you misjudge a fart
Who, this guy?
September 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Who, this guy?
Yet another reason the Yankees suck
September 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yet another reason the Yankees suck
The USA and Trump have never been betterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
September 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The USA and Trump have never been betterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
“We never would have gotten into a war with Iran if I were president,” says a sundowning Trump, painted in full makeup face and wearing an oversized hat
June 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
“We never would have gotten into a war with Iran if I were president,” says a sundowning Trump, painted in full makeup face and wearing an oversized hat
Elon, please don’t let this stop you from going to Mars. Even if you have to walk there.
June 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Elon, please don’t let this stop you from going to Mars. Even if you have to walk there.
They won’t allow us to get criminals out of the White House
May 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
They won’t allow us to get criminals out of the White House
King of the anti-woke
April 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
King of the anti-woke
Trump painted up like the ultimate warrior
April 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Trump painted up like the ultimate warrior
These are the current headlines about this idiotic and inept government
April 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
These are the current headlines about this idiotic and inept government