Hugo Spadafora
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Hugo Spadafora
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Gentleman gardener. Internacionalista
Yikes
The White House has been caught.

The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.

In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
And if you supersize, it’s another $.85 per ball, but comes with a 64 oz beverage
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Let me guess. MAGA Twitter is reacting to Trump’s rambling speech with:

“We are SO back! LFG!!!”
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Trump lost me in the first 10 seconds. On to Netflix.
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
A+
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
FIFA it should rescind Trump‘s fake peace prize.

It’s the only way it could ever become real
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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He's just lost it. Now saying Rob and Michele Reiner caused their own murder because they didn't support him.

So sick.
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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ICE pepper-sprayed this 1-year-old girl.

Once at the hospital, the doctor had to call in a poison control specialist.

They had never seen anyone that young pepper sprayed.

Another horrific story.

More details below.
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Nature is unpredictable
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If they are calling in a full team of memory care doctors to watch you take your third cognitive test in four months, you probably didn’t ace the first two.

And thinking you did sounds like another symptom of dementia
All of the top doctors in the world agree Senile Satan has PERFECT dementia. In fact, he’s so good at these tests — he’s taken and ACED three of them. 🥴
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Your boss is a ho ho ho
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
In the NFL, are challenges used to reverse the correct call made on the field?
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I remember when I won the FIFA Peace Prize in 2018. It’s still on my bookcase
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
One more final thought before I fall asleep in my chair…
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Personally, I don’t think Trump has the attention span to go to war with Venezuela
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I can’t wait to never watch a single episode of Fox’s new small-town doctor situational comedy
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Trumpflation
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
In addition to being a narco, JOH is also to blame for a wave of mass migration of Hondurans fleeing his violent regime.

His legacy is pushing drugs and migrants towards the U.S.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Time to put the turkey in the microwave, med low for 2 hours. Perfect
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Been tryna ask my doctor bout Skyrizi
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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An 18yo US citizen, surrounded by eight masked, armed agents of the state, taken into custody, not read his rights, not offered a chance to contact a lawyer, proof of citizenship ignored, handcuffed so tightly he later required medical attention.

Profoundly, profoundly anti-American shit.
ICE Detained an 18-Year-Old U.S. Citizen. This Is His Story.
YouTube video by The Hometown Holler
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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"Little pig, little pig, let me come in!"

"Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!"
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM