BJ Novak is canceled for “gaying it up” way too hard in the presence of Andy cohen and Anderson cooper during the ball drop. Probably other stuff too

That’s nothing compared to what auto zone has stolen from me (I drove a bunch of shit boxes in my life)

Imagine Frasier Crane and Pat Malone have a conversation…. Yeah, it was that funny when it happened on Cheers 😏

Jason Alexander would have been great as the villain in episode of Columbo

Wow today felt like one two unbuckle my shoe…Knick knack paddy wack take a dogs bone away type shit

I feel so one two buckle my shoe knick knack paddywack give a dog a bone today

Cornstarch is kind of lit when thickening is the vibe