Nicholas Gresik 🇺🇦
@nicholasgresik.bsky.social
An aspiring commentary YouTuber and writer. Creating stories, making videos, and trying to look like I know what I’m doing—one project at a time.
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My New Year’s Resolution is to actually follow my New Year’s resolutions.
December 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My New Year’s Resolution is to actually follow my New Year’s resolutions.
Iron Man 3 will always be my favorite Christmas movie 👀
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Iron Man 3 will always be my favorite Christmas movie 👀
How I like to write my first drafts:
a man in a suit and tie is carrying a pot
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is carrying a pot
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How I like to write my first drafts:
“President of Peace” my ass.
Trump directs Pentagon to start testing nuclear weapons
President Trump said on Wednesday that he has instructed the Defense Department (DOD) to immediately begin testing U.S. nuclear weapons on an equal basis to China and …
thehill.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
“President of Peace” my ass.
On this day, 10 years ago in the past, Doc and Marty arrived 30 years into the future. We live in Back to the Future’s…future 🤯 So hoverboards gotta be just around the corner, right?
October 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
On this day, 10 years ago in the past, Doc and Marty arrived 30 years into the future. We live in Back to the Future’s…future 🤯 So hoverboards gotta be just around the corner, right?
There’s nothing as reenergizing as a long walk on a sunny October afternoon. Well, except maybe cocaine. But that doesn’t come with pretty leaves to look at.
October 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
There’s nothing as reenergizing as a long walk on a sunny October afternoon. Well, except maybe cocaine. But that doesn’t come with pretty leaves to look at.
“AI” then: Artificial Intelligence
“AI” now: Automated Idiocy
“AI” now: Automated Idiocy
October 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“AI” then: Artificial Intelligence
“AI” now: Automated Idiocy
“AI” now: Automated Idiocy
I like to think that writing is putting words together, but storytelling is making the reader forget they’re on the page.
August 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I like to think that writing is putting words together, but storytelling is making the reader forget they’re on the page.
Cutting funding for #SesameStreet because you don't like the show's wholesome message is like canceling math class because numbers offended you.
Did Elmo Really Get Laid Off? Viral Shitpost Urges Support for PBS
A viral LinkedIn post suggested Elmo had been laid off from PBS's 'Sesame Street' because of public-media funding cuts from the Trump White House.
rb.gy
May 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Cutting funding for #SesameStreet because you don't like the show's wholesome message is like canceling math class because numbers offended you.
Apparently the #Oscars have only now just realized (98 in) that in order to properly judge movies for an award you should, you know, be required to watch all of them.
Lol, how were voters getting away with judging the ones they hadn’t seen up to this point? Their plot summaries on Wikipedia?
Lol, how were voters getting away with judging the ones they hadn’t seen up to this point? Their plot summaries on Wikipedia?
April 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Apparently the #Oscars have only now just realized (98 in) that in order to properly judge movies for an award you should, you know, be required to watch all of them.
Lol, how were voters getting away with judging the ones they hadn’t seen up to this point? Their plot summaries on Wikipedia?
Lol, how were voters getting away with judging the ones they hadn’t seen up to this point? Their plot summaries on Wikipedia?
Captain America: Brave NEW World
Daredevil: BORN Again
Fantastic Four: FIRST Steps
Spider-Man: Brand NEW Day
There's so much novelty in these titles it's getting old 😅 What's next? Iron Fist: Newfangled Knuckles?
#Marvel
Daredevil: BORN Again
Fantastic Four: FIRST Steps
Spider-Man: Brand NEW Day
There's so much novelty in these titles it's getting old 😅 What's next? Iron Fist: Newfangled Knuckles?
#Marvel
April 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Captain America: Brave NEW World
Daredevil: BORN Again
Fantastic Four: FIRST Steps
Spider-Man: Brand NEW Day
There's so much novelty in these titles it's getting old 😅 What's next? Iron Fist: Newfangled Knuckles?
#Marvel
Daredevil: BORN Again
Fantastic Four: FIRST Steps
Spider-Man: Brand NEW Day
There's so much novelty in these titles it's getting old 😅 What's next? Iron Fist: Newfangled Knuckles?
#Marvel
Oh wow, the sixth Jurassic Park movie to feature an island of deadly dinosaurs as its primary setting. Honestly, the only thing that seems to be “extinct” in these movies anymore is Hollywood’s creativity 😂 Rebirth? Lol, more like Redone.
Hope I’m wrong, bc dinos are cool.
youtu.be/jan5CFWs9ic?...
Hope I’m wrong, bc dinos are cool.
youtu.be/jan5CFWs9ic?...
Jurassic World Rebirth | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
youtu.be
February 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh wow, the sixth Jurassic Park movie to feature an island of deadly dinosaurs as its primary setting. Honestly, the only thing that seems to be “extinct” in these movies anymore is Hollywood’s creativity 😂 Rebirth? Lol, more like Redone.
Hope I’m wrong, bc dinos are cool.
youtu.be/jan5CFWs9ic?...
Hope I’m wrong, bc dinos are cool.
youtu.be/jan5CFWs9ic?...
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
a young boy looking out of a window and smiling .
ALT: a young boy looking out of a window and smiling .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
Whoever needed Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson when we always had this?
November 28, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Whoever needed Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson when we always had this?
JURASSIC PARK: An inspiring tale about caged animals escaping captors hell-bent on enslaving them as gimmicky theme park attractions against their will. The film exemplifies the values persistence, problem-solving, and teamwork have in overcoming the toughest obstacles in life. Like electric fences.
November 26, 2024 at 10:57 PM
JURASSIC PARK: An inspiring tale about caged animals escaping captors hell-bent on enslaving them as gimmicky theme park attractions against their will. The film exemplifies the values persistence, problem-solving, and teamwork have in overcoming the toughest obstacles in life. Like electric fences.
Could really use one of these this morning:
a cartoon dog is holding a screwdriver while standing next to a newspaper that says " heritage "
ALT: a cartoon dog is holding a screwdriver while standing next to a newspaper that says " heritage "
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Could really use one of these this morning:
“80% of success is just showing up.”
Ah yes and 10% is being genius, 5% is owning a rabbit’s foot, 2.5% is Jupiter and Saturn being cosmically aligned, 1.5% is living in the good graces of the Eldritch gods, 1% is remembering to count the spots on the ladybug crawling from under your window screen.
Ah yes and 10% is being genius, 5% is owning a rabbit’s foot, 2.5% is Jupiter and Saturn being cosmically aligned, 1.5% is living in the good graces of the Eldritch gods, 1% is remembering to count the spots on the ladybug crawling from under your window screen.
November 16, 2024 at 8:31 PM
“80% of success is just showing up.”
Ah yes and 10% is being genius, 5% is owning a rabbit’s foot, 2.5% is Jupiter and Saturn being cosmically aligned, 1.5% is living in the good graces of the Eldritch gods, 1% is remembering to count the spots on the ladybug crawling from under your window screen.
Ah yes and 10% is being genius, 5% is owning a rabbit’s foot, 2.5% is Jupiter and Saturn being cosmically aligned, 1.5% is living in the good graces of the Eldritch gods, 1% is remembering to count the spots on the ladybug crawling from under your window screen.
The only certainties in life are death, taxes, and the inevitable email informing you that Spotify/Disney Plus/Netflix are increasing their monthly subscription prices again.
November 16, 2024 at 12:22 AM
The only certainties in life are death, taxes, and the inevitable email informing you that Spotify/Disney Plus/Netflix are increasing their monthly subscription prices again.
My mind’s eye is less like Inside Out and more so Mystery Science Theater 3000.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 PM
My mind’s eye is less like Inside Out and more so Mystery Science Theater 3000.
I think November stole October’s thunder for being the scariest month this year 😅
November 14, 2024 at 7:53 AM
I think November stole October’s thunder for being the scariest month this year 😅
My procrastination routine -
Monday: I’ll do it Tuesday
Tuesday: Tired, I’ll do it Wednesday
Wednesday: *naps
Thursday: What happened to Wednesday?
Friday: I thought today was Thursday!
Saturday: How is it the weekend?!
Sunday: *crams everything
Monday: Need a break, I’ll do today’s work tomorrow…
Monday: I’ll do it Tuesday
Tuesday: Tired, I’ll do it Wednesday
Wednesday: *naps
Thursday: What happened to Wednesday?
Friday: I thought today was Thursday!
Saturday: How is it the weekend?!
Sunday: *crams everything
Monday: Need a break, I’ll do today’s work tomorrow…
November 14, 2024 at 1:08 AM
My procrastination routine -
Monday: I’ll do it Tuesday
Tuesday: Tired, I’ll do it Wednesday
Wednesday: *naps
Thursday: What happened to Wednesday?
Friday: I thought today was Thursday!
Saturday: How is it the weekend?!
Sunday: *crams everything
Monday: Need a break, I’ll do today’s work tomorrow…
Monday: I’ll do it Tuesday
Tuesday: Tired, I’ll do it Wednesday
Wednesday: *naps
Thursday: What happened to Wednesday?
Friday: I thought today was Thursday!
Saturday: How is it the weekend?!
Sunday: *crams everything
Monday: Need a break, I’ll do today’s work tomorrow…
me:
cat: let me use you as my bed you fucking peasant
cat: let me use you as my bed you fucking peasant
November 13, 2024 at 9:37 PM
me:
cat: let me use you as my bed you fucking peasant
cat: let me use you as my bed you fucking peasant