Iron Man 3 will always be my favorite Christmas movie 👀

On this day, 10 years ago in the past, Doc and Marty arrived 30 years into the future. We live in Back to the Future’s…future 🤯 So hoverboards gotta be just around the corner, right?

There’s nothing as reenergizing as a long walk on a sunny October afternoon. Well, except maybe cocaine. But that doesn’t come with pretty leaves to look at.

“AI” then: Artificial Intelligence
“AI” now: Automated Idiocy

Apparently the #Oscars have only now just realized (98 in) that in order to properly judge movies for an award you should, you know, be required to watch all of them.

Lol, how were voters getting away with judging the ones they hadn’t seen up to this point? Their plot summaries on Wikipedia?

Captain America: Brave NEW World
Daredevil: BORN Again
Fantastic Four: FIRST Steps
Spider-Man: Brand NEW Day

There's so much novelty in these titles it's getting old 😅 What's next? Iron Fist: Newfangled Knuckles?

#Marvel

Whoever needed Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson when we always had this?

me:
cat: let me use you as my bed you fucking peasant