I don't believe it. Instead, he's going to cancel the elections.

I canceled but then regret renewing that right-wing rag even for the lowly $20 that I paid last month.

I actually paid $2.58 per gallon the other day in North Carolina. I couldn't believe it. It was so much fun.

Perspiration is a nicer, better word than *sweat*

Yeah, they all came over from The Washington Post.

Stop calling them Conservatives; they do not want to conserve anything. They want to destroy. Call them Destroyers.

It's time for all governments to end the myopic, ineffective, hypocritical, counterproductive, racist, cruel, failed, and profitable War On Drugs.

Legalize. Regulate. Tax.

Treat non-liquid recreational drugs like the deadliest recreational drug on Earth: alcohol.

I didn't know you could get decent cocaine anymore.

Who is that and why are you calling him "Dad?" Seems a little insulting or passive-aggressive ... not funny.

That guy has issues.

Thank you for using a gerund.

Keith, I used to look to you for hope, but, lately, I merely get depressed after listening to you.

You are very smart and articulate, Keith, but your grammar is horrible. Please contact me so that we can discuss. Or if I get ambitious, I'll go through your transcripts and will send the corrections.

We always miss you, Keith.

Because of ... the implication ...

Lies. Gordie Howe owns the record. The NHL refuses to acknowledge WHA goals.

Bradley Moss for President!