@nick-danger.bsky.social
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel — theonion.com/the-onions-e...
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel
As questions mount over his handling of the Epstein files and other high-profile investigations, FBI Director Kash Patel testified before Congress Wednesday in a contentious five-hour hearing with the...
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September 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Tourism contributes $2.5 trillion to US economy, about 10% of our GDP. This kind of thuggish behavior hurts American businesses that cater to visitors: hotels, restaurants, airlines, car rentals, and all the millions of people who work in them.
Tourists detained by ICE say they were treated like 'the worst criminal'
Uncommon detainees are bringing new attention to the U.S. immigration detention system
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April 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Tourism contributes $2.5 trillion to US economy, about 10% of our GDP. This kind of thuggish behavior hurts American businesses that cater to visitors: hotels, restaurants, airlines, car rentals, and all the millions of people who work in them.
@georgetakei.bsky.social do you ever look back on the first time you went on the Stern show and realized how it changed your life?
April 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
@georgetakei.bsky.social do you ever look back on the first time you went on the Stern show and realized how it changed your life?
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Other countries are not required to take our products.
TAPPER: The European Union don't take as much as American pork because they have issues w/ hormones used in pork. It's not an issue about tariffs
BROOKE ROLLINS: No no no. This is really important. Here's the bottom line. They are using fake science & unsubstantiated claims to not take our products
BROOKE ROLLINS: No no no. This is really important. Here's the bottom line. They are using fake science & unsubstantiated claims to not take our products
April 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Other countries are not required to take our products.
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Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again
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April 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again
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JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse
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March 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
JD Vance Reminded Caddies Not Allowed In Clubhouse
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Hi, Step 4. I figured you would be arriving sooner than later.
Step 1 - set free militants loyal to you
Step 2 - demonize marginalized segments of society
Step 3 - purge civil servants and oversight <—— you are here
Step 4 - claim authority to rule by decree
Step 5 - fascism
Step 2 - demonize marginalized segments of society
Step 3 - purge civil servants and oversight <—— you are here
Step 4 - claim authority to rule by decree
Step 5 - fascism
NEW -- Trump advisers have discussed ousting independent watchdogs at several federal agencies: Sources
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March 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Hi, Step 4. I figured you would be arriving sooner than later.
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression — theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
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March 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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If tariffs are a poor method of collecting revenue or strengthening trade, they're even less effective at stopping the flow of illegal drugs.
Trump loves tariffs. Fentanyl is just an excuse.
When President Donald Trump imposed his long-threatened 25 percent tariffs on most goods from Canada and Mexico last night, the White House declared the
reason.com
March 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If tariffs are a poor method of collecting revenue or strengthening trade, they're even less effective at stopping the flow of illegal drugs.
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Preview. Monday podcast. Drops 12:15 AM Eastern
March 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Preview. Monday podcast. Drops 12:15 AM Eastern
Very interesting article. Worth the read.
The decision not to use an interpreter and the power imbalance between the parties, as well as Zelensky’s “warrior energy” due to his position as a wartime leader contributed to the meeting boiling over in such a dramatic way, body language experts said.
Body-language experts break down the dramatic Trump-Zelensky meeting
The row between Trump and Zelensky was heightened by the lack of an interpreter, the power imbalance, and the men’s TV backgrounds, body-language experts say.
wapo.st
March 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Very interesting article. Worth the read.
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I’d like to apologize to President Zelenskyy and the people of Ukraine on behalf of the people of the United States of America
February 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’d like to apologize to President Zelenskyy and the people of Ukraine on behalf of the people of the United States of America
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Good thing nobody joined in a boycott in defense of the AP
M O R O N S
Next Trump will be telling your correspondents what they can WEAR, @cnn.com @nbcnews.com @abcnewsgo.bsky.social @cbsnews.com @msnbc.com
M O R O N S
Next Trump will be telling your correspondents what they can WEAR, @cnn.com @nbcnews.com @abcnewsgo.bsky.social @cbsnews.com @msnbc.com
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces that the White House Correspondents' Association will no longer choose the pool reporter.
"Moving forward, the White House press pool will be determined by the White House press team."
"Moving forward, the White House press pool will be determined by the White House press team."
February 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Good thing nobody joined in a boycott in defense of the AP
M O R O N S
Next Trump will be telling your correspondents what they can WEAR, @cnn.com @nbcnews.com @abcnewsgo.bsky.social @cbsnews.com @msnbc.com
M O R O N S
Next Trump will be telling your correspondents what they can WEAR, @cnn.com @nbcnews.com @abcnewsgo.bsky.social @cbsnews.com @msnbc.com
@jenpsaki.msnbc.com wrong... Elon did not say bullet points. He said bullets. He forgot the word points.
February 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
@jenpsaki.msnbc.com wrong... Elon did not say bullet points. He said bullets. He forgot the word points.
@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social you both just crossed yourselves? Discussing. Nauseating. Offensive. No PDA or PDR! Public Displays of Affection or Religion.
February 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social you both just crossed yourselves? Discussing. Nauseating. Offensive. No PDA or PDR! Public Displays of Affection or Religion.
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The impeccable @oliverdarcy.bsky.social is up with a mind-blowing scoop. When the NYT, NPR, NBC and Politico told the Pentagon losing their work spaces put them at a competitive disadvantage, these Trump Shitheels said OK, we'll ALSO throw out WaPo, CNN, The Hill, and The War Zone
February 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The impeccable @oliverdarcy.bsky.social is up with a mind-blowing scoop. When the NYT, NPR, NBC and Politico told the Pentagon losing their work spaces put them at a competitive disadvantage, these Trump Shitheels said OK, we'll ALSO throw out WaPo, CNN, The Hill, and The War Zone
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@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com instead of denigrating an addiction to heroin, let's discuss the myopic, ineffective, hypocritical, racist, cruel & profitable War On Drugs. Legalize=reduce crime. Regulate=save lives. Tax=pay for it. Remove profit motive. Alcohol kills millions, yet legal.
January 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com instead of denigrating an addiction to heroin, let's discuss the myopic, ineffective, hypocritical, racist, cruel & profitable War On Drugs. Legalize=reduce crime. Regulate=save lives. Tax=pay for it. Remove profit motive. Alcohol kills millions, yet legal.
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… 23 seconds of pretending everything is alright …
#natureisamazing #meditation #Legitescape #NotMyPresident
#natureisamazing #meditation #Legitescape #NotMyPresident
January 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
… 23 seconds of pretending everything is alright …
#natureisamazing #meditation #Legitescape #NotMyPresident
#natureisamazing #meditation #Legitescape #NotMyPresident
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
@nicollewallace.bsky.social we should be discussing the myopic, ineffective, counter-productive, hypocritical, racist, cruel, failed, and profitable War On Drugs. Legalize, regulate, and tax all recreational drugs just like the deadliest drug on Earth: alcohol.
January 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
@nicollewallace.bsky.social we should be discussing the myopic, ineffective, counter-productive, hypocritical, racist, cruel, failed, and profitable War On Drugs. Legalize, regulate, and tax all recreational drugs just like the deadliest drug on Earth: alcohol.