Nick Jack
@nick-jack.bsky.social
My knee strength has been preserved solely by dancing to “Low” by Flo Rida
July 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My knee strength has been preserved solely by dancing to “Low” by Flo Rida
I wish it was legal for men to be bubbly
May 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I wish it was legal for men to be bubbly
There should be a music festival on the Texas-sized trash island
February 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There should be a music festival on the Texas-sized trash island
Christian cha-cha slide:
“Rejoice! Rejoice!”
*bop bop*
“Rejoice! Rejoice!”
“Rejoice! Rejoice!”
*bop bop*
“Rejoice! Rejoice!”
February 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Christian cha-cha slide:
“Rejoice! Rejoice!”
*bop bop*
“Rejoice! Rejoice!”
“Rejoice! Rejoice!”
*bop bop*
“Rejoice! Rejoice!”
I wish my school would build a rec center that only I know about
January 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I wish my school would build a rec center that only I know about
the phone can send a text to a lass. all other features are frivolous and dull
January 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the phone can send a text to a lass. all other features are frivolous and dull
What’s the first historically verified use of replacing “for” with “4?”
January 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
What’s the first historically verified use of replacing “for” with “4?”
Checking my APAS between sets
September 20, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Checking my APAS between sets
If the writing and production of songs had been promptly outlawed after the release of Video Killed the Radio Star, I’d be upset, but I wouldn’t be like THAT upset
July 29, 2024 at 1:42 PM
If the writing and production of songs had been promptly outlawed after the release of Video Killed the Radio Star, I’d be upset, but I wouldn’t be like THAT upset
This video is so shaken, I’m getting vitiligo just from looking at it
July 22, 2024 at 8:35 AM
This video is so shaken, I’m getting vitiligo just from looking at it
If Bigfoot isn’t real then where are we getting all these beef jerky commercials?
July 21, 2024 at 8:55 PM
If Bigfoot isn’t real then where are we getting all these beef jerky commercials?
No one knows that The Weepies got divorced expect for me because I’m the only one with the mental strength to know it without falling into an eternal grief
July 17, 2024 at 4:17 AM
No one knows that The Weepies got divorced expect for me because I’m the only one with the mental strength to know it without falling into an eternal grief
It’s annoying when my phone autocorrects to an often-used typo of mine, but it also means we’re still winning the war against the robots
June 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
It’s annoying when my phone autocorrects to an often-used typo of mine, but it also means we’re still winning the war against the robots
Sometimes all a man has to cling to in life is the hope that the gay girl he’s into is bi.
June 19, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Sometimes all a man has to cling to in life is the hope that the gay girl he’s into is bi.
Taking a 23andMe and then hosting an ethnicity reveal party
May 29, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Taking a 23andMe and then hosting an ethnicity reveal party
The Kaaba is to Muslims what Pizza Ranch is to polite racists
May 10, 2024 at 9:27 PM
The Kaaba is to Muslims what Pizza Ranch is to polite racists
I peed while Merlín Bird ID was going and it told me it was a White-Capped Chickadee
May 8, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I peed while Merlín Bird ID was going and it told me it was a White-Capped Chickadee
If you’ve ever referred to yourself as a “content creator,” I’m gonna need you to settle the hell down
May 8, 2024 at 8:55 PM
If you’ve ever referred to yourself as a “content creator,” I’m gonna need you to settle the hell down
They call me The Big Dog round here, though they often pronounce it, “Sir, you can’t tell homemade shrimp scampi out of the back of your van without a license”
May 6, 2024 at 3:44 PM
They call me The Big Dog round here, though they often pronounce it, “Sir, you can’t tell homemade shrimp scampi out of the back of your van without a license”
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weighing in on the kendrick/drake beef with the shittiest post of all time that begins with "Hi. Fellow storyteller here,"
May 5, 2024 at 5:41 PM
weighing in on the kendrick/drake beef with the shittiest post of all time that begins with "Hi. Fellow storyteller here,"
I used to eat crab apples off the ground at the park and now I can dunk. You do the math
May 5, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I used to eat crab apples off the ground at the park and now I can dunk. You do the math
When I was in 4th grade, our teacher had our class come up with a list of rules we would have for our kids when we grew up, and the only one we could all agree on was “no cinnamon challenge”
May 3, 2024 at 1:07 AM
When I was in 4th grade, our teacher had our class come up with a list of rules we would have for our kids when we grew up, and the only one we could all agree on was “no cinnamon challenge”